Woke in the night, got out of bed,

went to the bathroom feeling half-dead.

Looked in the mirror, what did I see ?

Some crazy wierdo looking back at me.

That`s not my body !

When I went to bed I was a girl

with lots of lovely candy-curls.

Now take a look at that big bald head,

and my oh my I got three legs.

That`s not my body !

I used to be thin, now I`m fat,

I used to purr like a pussy-cat,

and those ears all flipperty-flop,

guess I must be turning into a dog.

That`s not my body !