That's Ranked

Have you ever watched TV? Well we have, and so has our guest for this fortnight. The one and only, Brennan Siu. Straight out of Sydney in the 90's like the boys, they all catch up over their favourite tv show characters. There's some children's cartoons, some adult cartoons, some incest (bet you can guess what show that's from), and even some show's you've probably never heard of. The one thing the boys all have in common is that they all saddled up at 6pm every weeknight for a certain Springfield-based family. Take a guess!

9 Cereals. Two brothers. How exciting can it possibly get? Surprisingly, excitement levels are at an all time high during this Ranking episode. Get your spoon, bowl and milk of choice and get ready for an upset tummy because That's Ranked is going back to try breakfast cereals the boys grew up eating, plus a few they've never had before. Starting with the mundane and plain cereals parents tell you are healthy and finishing off with the chocolate coated, sugar encrusted "Whole Grain Guaranteed" goodness they say will rot your teeth. Sit back and enjoy the crunchy sounds of crisp cereal in your earhole.

On this fortnight's episode we have another classic reunion. This time we have the man himself, Garth Nevin! He was recently mentioned as an influential individual on a previous episode and his charismatic personality really shines through when he takes over hosting duties from the boys as they discuss the Top 5 things they'll never do again. It might sound like bad things, but is getting terrible food poisoning and taking a motorbike off a ridiculous jump a bad thing? You tell us. Enjoy!

What the deal with niches? We hope you read that in a classic Jerry Seinfeld voice because this fortnight were joined by the only person we know that would fit into our Seinfeld niche, our beloved cousin Ariane Baayens. So what if we're the only ones that could enjoy listening to an hour and a half of Seinfeld minutiae? We discuss why it's okay to sedate your loved one to play with their vintage toy collection and what really makes one "master of their domain." So strap on your pliometric training shoes and grab a box of junior mints cos it's time to rank our favorite Seinfeld episodes. Giddy Up!

We've officially had our first foursome! And we recorded it all for your listening pleasure. It took a fair bit of coordination with a sprinkle of ultimatums to set it up, but we did it! Two returning guests join the boys to rank a smorgasbord of McDonald's from 3 different countries. What used to be a Friday night staple for the guys is now a special "sometimes" food. We got all the Maccas mainstays, plus a local burger to spice it up. And a filet-o-fish... but no one cares about that. Enjoy!

Very few people will ever understand your personal rivalry. But even fewer people will understand your personal academic rivalry. Who really cares if you got 97% on your social studies final? We get it! You're a nerd! Coincidentally, this fortnights episode features the biggest scholastic feud in TIS history. Makalya Lou is here to once and for all settle the score with our very own host, Jordan D'Costa. Cameron is here too... wearing the impartial judges hat being both a brother to one competitor and a cousin-in-law to the other. It's game on to see who wins out in the battle of our top 5 teachers. FIGHT!

For the last episode of That's Ranked in 2020, we're going to do something a lot of people weren't able to do this year. We're taking you on Cam's magic carpet to sample the cuisines of the world. Joined by Pio Aquino, we travel through Asia to Europe and even get to meet the mayor of flavour town on our way through the Americas. This one's really for all of you who wish they could have escaped their respective lockdowns and eaten their way through a delicious holiday.

It's time for another NTG7 alumni to join us! This fortnight we have the musical deity that is ALE. He's here to discuss something that we've all been missing in 2020. Live music. Ale lives and breathes music, so what better topic to discuss than our favourite live shows we've ever been to. From huge rock bands at even bigger festivals to kitchen sink indie bands in the bay window of a pub in Sheffield, we relive our favourite moments attending live music. We even reveal how a certain host lost one shoe and destroyed a perfectly good pair of jeans at a show that didn't even make it to his top 5.

On this fortnights episode we are joined by another Kern family member: Sydney Kern! Find out how she has managed to make it through 2020 with her savior Disney+ subscription and which movies she's still not sick of after 10 months of rewatches. The conversation somehow turns into a battle of animation vs live action movies, then gets even stranger when we have our first host vs guest clash over what the topic agreed upon actually was. Either way, choose your fighter and get ready to rumble... FIGHT!

How many cousins do you have? I'm sure you can count them and name them all too... Not us, there's like 30 of us bastards running around. This fortnight we plucked the illest one we've got, Conrad Matthews, to chat with us about the thing we all share, a love for music. We're not just talking singles, but our favorite album releases of 2020. And just because we all share a love for music, it doesn't mean we share a love for the same types of music. Ranging from 30 track rap albums to 3 song stoner rock EP's, there's plenty of diversity for everyone to enjoy. Plus there's possibly one of the greatest Matthews family stories thrown in for good measure. So check this episode and all 608 minutes of recommend music too! #didthemath