That's Right, Bitches

First of a two part series. Melissa sold her Pure Barre studio AND watched This is Paris and she couldn’t help but see the similarities. In the first of this two-part series, Melissa answers listener questions about her traumatic experience and starts to spill the tea.

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Melissa is a BIG fan of Laura Beverlin, but that might not be clear. So this week, she’s doing a thorough examination of the influencer and why we need her in these trying times. But first, Melissa talks about field day and the inefficacy of traditional schooling’s take on physical education.

Melissa went on vacation in the COVID era and she lived to tell the tale! Also, Zac Efron has a show on Netflix and it’s nothing you wanted it to be!

Melissa is getting you ALL caught up on her mental breakdowns over the last couple months, talking about how she’s ugly now, and why she stopped tracking macros!

Melissa has cracked, and she’s full on stream of consciousness this week. Also, she’s decided to start tracking her macros so god help us all!! Follow on Instagram @cupcakesomg for more!

Melissa has a LOT to catch up on with you this week: she watched Too Hot to Handle and has thoughts, she got scammed on Poshmark and lived to tell the tale, and she’s kinda not buying the whole “go easy on yourself during quarantine” mantra. For more of Melissa’s every thought, follow her on Instagram @cupcakesomg. You can also watch this podcast on YouTube - just search for CupcakesOMG!

Melissa is joined this week by her first guest ever, fellow Pure Barre owner Brittany Egbert. This week, Melissa and Brittany discuss staying healthy in these quarantimes, reminisce on the first time they met, and generally cackle at themselves. Brittany is the owner of Pure Barre North Hollywood so if you’re a celebrity (or just want to look like one), make sure to check her out! For more of Melissa, find her on Instagram @cupckaesomg and Brittany @begbert.

This week, Melissa’s stupidity truly shines as she stumbles her way through explaining the lymphatic system. And if that weren’t enough, she also gives you some ideas for how to keep the motivation up to stay active in these Qauran-times. For more Melissa, follow her on Instagram @cupcakesomg!

Melissa’s been quarantined and frankly, she’s thriving. She’s catching you up on all the random shit in her life at the mome, including her top picks for what to watch on Netflix to forget about whatever global pandemic ails ya! Get more over on Instagram @cupcakesomg

If the coronavirus weren’t doing enough to victimize the human race, Melissa also got some of the most offensive photos taken of herself ever. She’s been personally and professional victimized and she’s not holding back!! Don’t forget to subscribe and follow her on Instagram @cupcakesomg.

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This episode is sponsored by

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