Kerry has seen ZERO Children of the Corn films. I’ve seen all 11. Let’s hear what happens…

Faith from Caffeinated Monsters helps me kick off spooky season with this low-budget anthology. Cannibals, terrible professors, and Martian sex zombies await.

Luna and Kat from Delight In Fright are here to help you stay awake for this lo-fi disasterpiece. Subpar puppets, sub-porn acting and the blurred line between dream logic and plain old crap writing.

Shannan C. returns to gush (with a caveat and an asterisk) about your problematic new fave, baby’s first Bollywood movie.

Shannan C. returns to gush (with an asterisk and a caveat) over your problematic new fave, baby’s first Bollywood movie.

Chris and I tackle Canadian melodrama with an interesting cast and a truly shocking amount of penises.

Wanna-be Lifetime thriller in which a dangerous psychopath meets the dangerously stupid. Kerry and I can barely contain our indifference.

Sebastian M. returns to drop knowledge about Wes Craven’s ode to the rubber monster movie.

Even if Baz Lurhmann isn’t your flavor, Ewan McGregor damn sure better be. Guest Gretta S. and I can barely contain ourselves.

Nothing says “That’s So Random” like a Christmas movie in June. Warning: this film contains very little Christmas and very little mystery.