This week we wanted to celebrate the 4th but didn't feel very patriotic which we cover in our first half, but while we weren't all in on America this week we were, as always, all in on Nic Cage!

This week, Dan, Snort, and Silent John use the roots of Jurassic June to plant the tree of Taika as we watch his Sam Neil starring masterpiece Hunt for the Wilderpeople, but before shit can get real, we discuss Brad Pitt's potential retirement, WWDitS, and Chris Hemsworth as Hulk Hogan? Maybe?

Jurassic June continues and this week it's a Yabba Dabba Doozie!  Before we head down to Bedrock, we discuss Joker2: The Musical, the newest member of the EGOT society, and Disney's announced live action Hercules (and the fantasy casting therein).  Then we pile into the metaphorical family car and go to the metaphorical prehistorical drive-in and watch 1994's The Flintstones.  Is it a movie!? Is it a true crime documentary inexplicably sent from our own past?! Only you can decide!

Jurassic June continues this week but not before a goth trailer breakdown straight outta HotTopic '99 and a Marvel/DC crossover minute.  After that we go to the cinema to see Jurassic World Dominion, starring Biosyn, and it took a lot of effort to cut all the heavy sighs out of the back end of the review.  Will we find the missing opening 8 minutes? Listen to find out!

Skip the snacks, it's a velocipastor attack!  In this week's episode, Snort and Silent Jon join Dan in some Obi Wan Discussion and the sould crushing absurdity of an Indiana Jones 5 movie before getting into the soul lifting absurdity of The Velocipastor.  Frankie Mermaid wouldn't miss this one and neither should you.

Hear ye Hear ye!  In this weeks episode the honorable Silent John takes the bench as Snort and Dan face off representing and defending Jackman and Hanks, respectively, & as our evidentiary discovery we watch Prisoners (2013) starring Hugh Jackman, Paul Dano, and Jake Gyllenhaal.  Before the proceedings, we talk Love and Thunder and Obi-Wan.  Who will be victorious in the case?  Only one way to find out. 

Get out your hammer pants and dust off those VHS tapes, this week we're watching the Chip and Dale's Rescue Rangers Reboot/Homage (Remage?).  Before we get into Disney's Afternoon/Saturday morning multiverse, we discuss the horrible CGI in the She-Hulk trailer and the mediocre CGI in the Avatar 2 trailer.

Get your sentient capes ready!  This week Dan, John, and Snort head to the theatre, but before we do we discuss the Weird Al biopic starring our favorite farting corpse, dip our toes into some of Dan's streaming reccomendations, and then head from Moon Knight into the Multiverse! Did Silent John manifest Nic Cage's Ghost Rider? Listen to find out! Spoilers after the midbreak. 

Before Pattinson was vengeance, Nic Cage was the spirit of vengeance.  In this week's episode we discuss all the news that did and didn't come out of Cinema Con, the Mulaney/Samberg vehicle Rescue Rangers, and get into the cage within the cage before riding off into the glorious sunset that is Ghost Rider

And we're back, not like we ever left, and this week we've watched Nick Cage's Massive Talent.  Before we hit the cinema, we cover the Thor: Love And Thunder trailer, take a bite out of the everything bagel and digest it everywhere all at once, and we present our Nick Cage book reports.