The 0HITPOINTS Podcast

In Part 2 of our special 2 Part Mortal Kombat series that apparently exists we talk about such fatalities as Overwatch poisoning its players, Borderlands 3 shooting itself in the foot, and Riot Games continuing to fart on people to death!

What happens when you do eleven of something? This podkast, apparently, so put your Mortal Komhats on and listen to this fatality of a conversation before time resets all over again!

This week Matt and Ryan break all the rules and regulations of podcasting and go from Jon Lovitz stencils to Fish Police a la John Ritter to The Family Dog to a Belushi to ... video games?? Like Konami's Pixel Puzzle Collection, Bioshock Infinite somehow, the SNES Dr. Mario/Tetris cart, Super Mario Party, Beat Saber, Superhot VR, Astro Bot Rescue Mission, The Xbone Sad :(, Jedi Fallen Order, and Call of Duty I guess!

Tonight on a very special episode of Touched By An Angel Matt and Ryan occupy the same space as they talk about such couch co-op classics as Toejam and Earl: Back in the Groove, Might and Magic: Clash of Heroes, Ice Climbers, Ice Hockey, Pro Wrestling, Dr. Mario, and WWE Stupercard! Vidyo Games!

Ryan and Matt are demonstrably back with a veritable greatest hits of things you've already heard about except maybe Toejam and Earl: Back in the Groove, Borderlands 3, Wolfenstein: Youngblood, and Mortal Kombat 11? 

Ryan and Matt are back back back with cursory callouts to Red Dead Redemption 2 and Gears 4 competitive multiplayer before the real business begins Breath of the Wild by proxy, Zach Gage's oeuvre (!), solitary rabbit holes, reaching for Master Chief, Turtle Rock's Back 4 Blood, and UWC Wrestling! Video games!

One more week and then I'll have your podcast, I swear, come on you gotta believe me, I got a family

Stop me if you've heard this one: a Red Dead walks into a Crackdown and says "One Tetris 99 please!" "No thanks, I quit!" says Reggie as he AFL-CIOs out the door. Video games!

Get further Red Dead Redeemed this week before Tetris 99 and Crackdown 3 give way to Link's Awakening, Marvel's Ultimate Alliance, Super Mario's Maker, Carlton's Copyrighting Kerfuffle, and Activision Blizzard's... I don't know, look, they fired a ton of people that apparently weren't making the next Call of Duty campaign. Video Games!