Merry Slurpmas, babes! We are dumping some 400 year old tea into your stockings- today Emily and Ellen get into the 30 Years War. We know- war is the space of history, but we swear that this one is cool! It all starts when Rudolf II is too busy being depressed and learning about astrology to do his job- RELATABLE! And it only gets more psycho from there. Slurp up this 'nog and stay safe this holiday season! 

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