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The 3rd One Sucks
By Dan Ellis and Mark BeallTV & Film
The 3rd One Sucks episodes
- Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 (2011)
We return to the Wizarding World with Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one should be killed by the dark lord... but not really... and also a Voldemort fetus is there? Look, what's important is that Neville - Can - Get - It!
Trans Rights!
Contact us at:
twitter.com/the3rdonesucks
The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall.
Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall.
Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis.
The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production.
Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
1 hr 13 min - Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 (2010)
We return to the Wizarding World with Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one is dropped into the bottom of a frozen lake somewhere... because reasons?.
Trans Rights!
Contact us at:
twitter.com/the3rdonesucks
The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall.
Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall.
Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis.
The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production.
Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
1 hr 7 min - Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009)
We return to the Wizarding World with Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one deserves to be "sNaPe KiLls DuMbLeDoRe!"'d.
Trans Rights!
Contact us at:
twitter.com/the3rdonesucks
The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall.
Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall.
Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis.
The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production.
Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
1 hr 7 min - Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007)
We return to the Wizarding World with Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one deserves to something something dead godfather.
Trans Rights!
Contact us at:
twitter.com/the3rdonesucks
The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall.
Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall.
Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis.
The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production.
Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
1 hr 12 min - Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005)
We return to the Wizarding World with Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire! Join us as we fight dragons, nearly drown and then... conquer a hedge maze? We have the task of sorting out which film is first and which one should have it's hand chopped off into a stew by our dark lord and savior.
Trans Rights!
Contact us at:
twitter.com/the3rdonesucks
The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall.
Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall.
Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis.
The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production.
Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
1 hr 1 min - Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004)
We return to the Wizarding World with Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban! Join us as we travel back in time to sort out which film comes out on top and which film should be mauled to death during a full moon.
Trans Rights!
Contact us at:
twitter.com/the3rdonesucks
The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall.
Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall.
Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis.
The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production.
Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
1 hr 2 min - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002)
We return to the Wizarding World with Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets! Join us as we "sword" out which film is the best and which one should be turned into a bleeding book and skewered.
Trans Rights!
Contact us at:
twitter.com/the3rdonesucks
The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall.
Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall.
Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis.
The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production.
Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
55 min - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001)
Happy New Year, listeners! We're starting off the year by entering the Wizarding World with Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone! Join us as we sort out which film is the best and which one should we banished due to the true magic of motherly love?
PS, Trans Rights!
Contact us at:
twitter.com/the3rdonesucks
The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall.
Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall.
Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis.
The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production.
Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
53 min - Santa Claus is Coming to Town (1970) & Rudolph and Frosty's Christmas in July (1979)
Happy Holidays! This week we finish up our mini Rankin & Bass Double Feature Marathon with Santa Claus is Coming to Town & Rudolph and Frosty's Christmas in July! Join us as we decide which film's the best and which one should have it's sentience ripped away because someone threw a pistol at a scepter.
Contact us at:
twitter.com/the3rdonesucks
The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall.
Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall.
Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis.
The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production.
Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
1 hr 4 min - Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer (1964) & Rudolph's Shiny New Year (1976)
Happy Holidays! This week we continue our mini Rankin & Bass Double Feature Marathon with Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer & Rudolph's Shiny New Year! Join us as we decide which film's the best and which one should be lost to the literal sands of time.
Contact us at:
twitter.com/the3rdonesucks
The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall.
Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall.
Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis.
The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production.
Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
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About The 3rd One Sucks
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The 3rd One Sucks is a monthly podcast where our hosts Dan and Mark watch every film in a franchise and rank them from first to worst! It is definitely not an excuse for them to hang out with each…
other regularly and joke about movies! Uploads the first Thursday of every month.