The 3rd One Sucks

By Dan Ellis and Mark Beall

The 3rd One Sucks is a monthly podcast where our hosts Dan and Mark watch every film in a franchise and rank them from first to worst! It is definitely not an excuse for them to hang out with each oth... more

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April 02, 2020 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 (2010)
We return to the Wizarding World with Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one is dropped into the bottom of a frozen lake somewhere... because reasons?.
Trans Rights!
Contact us at:
twitter.com/the3rdonesucks
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The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall.
Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall.
Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis.
The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production.
Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
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1h 7min
March 19, 2020 Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009)
We return to the Wizarding World with Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one deserves to be "sNaPe KiLls DuMbLeDoRe!"'d.
Trans Rights!
Contact us at:
twitter.com/the3rdonesucks
[email protected]
The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall.
Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall.
Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis.
The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production.
Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
...more
1h 7min
March 05, 2020 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007)
We return to the Wizarding World with Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one deserves to something something dead godfather.
Trans Rights!
Contact us at:
twitter.com/the3rdonesucks
[email protected]
The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall.
Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall.
Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis.
The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production.
Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
...more
1h 12min
February 20, 2020 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005)
We return to the Wizarding World with Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire! Join us as we fight dragons, nearly drown and then... conquer a hedge maze? We have the task of sorting out which film is first and which one should have it's hand chopped off into a stew by our dark lord and savior.
Trans Rights!
Contact us at:
twitter.com/the3rdonesucks
[email protected]
The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall.
Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall.
Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis.
The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production.
Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
...more
1h 1min
February 06, 2020 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004)
We return to the Wizarding World with Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban! Join us as we travel back in time to sort out which film comes out on top and which film should be mauled to death during a full moon.
Trans Rights!
Contact us at:
twitter.com/the3rdonesucks
[email protected]
The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall.
Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall.
Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis.
The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production.
Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
...more
1h 2min
January 23, 2020 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002)
We return to the Wizarding World with Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets! Join us as we "sword" out which film is the best and which one should be turned into a bleeding book and skewered.
Trans Rights!
Contact us at:
twitter.com/the3rdonesucks
[email protected]
The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall.
Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall.
Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis.
The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production.
Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
...more
55min
January 09, 2020 Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001)
Happy New Year, listeners! We're starting off the year by entering the Wizarding World with Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone! Join us as we sort out which film is the best and which one should we banished due to the true magic of motherly love?
PS, Trans Rights!
Contact us at:
twitter.com/the3rdonesucks
[email protected]
The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall.
Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall.
Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis.
The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production.
Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
...more
53min
December 25, 2019 Santa Claus is Coming to Town (1970) & Rudolph and Frosty's Christmas in July (1979)
Happy Holidays! This week we finish up our mini Rankin & Bass Double Feature Marathon with Santa Claus is Coming to Town & Rudolph and Frosty's Christmas in July! Join us as we decide which film's the best and which one should have it's sentience ripped away because someone threw a pistol at a scepter.
Contact us at:
twitter.com/the3rdonesucks
[email protected]
The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall.
Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall.
Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis.
The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production.
Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
...more
1h 4min
December 12, 2019 Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer (1964) & Rudolph's Shiny New Year (1976)
Happy Holidays! This week we continue our mini Rankin & Bass Double Feature Marathon with Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer & Rudolph's Shiny New Year! Join us as we decide which film's the best and which one should be lost to the literal sands of time.
Contact us at:
twitter.com/the3rdonesucks
[email protected]
The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall.
Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall.
Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis.
The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production.
Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
...more
1h 3min
November 28, 2019 Frosty The Snowman (1969) & Frosty's Winter Wonderland (1976)
Happy Holidays! Much to Mark's chagrin we are tackling a Frosty Double Feature this week as we begin our mini Rankin & Bass Marathon! Join us as we decide which film's the best and which one should be left to melt in a greenhouse out in the middle of nowhere.
Contact us at:
twitter.com/the3rdonesucks
[email protected]
The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall.
Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall.
Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis.
The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production.
Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com
...more
1h 5min

FAQs about The 3rd One Sucks:

How many episodes does The 3rd One Sucks have?

The podcast currently has 176 episodes available.