United just can't catch a break, and we're here for it.

City Dominate, Tottenham stumble to an uninspiring win, Arsenal are just meh. We must be getting towards mid season ...

We had a beeping issue ... so we added more beeping in this episode as Tom and James discuss Arsenals title credentials, Chelsea's "back" status, City's position in the table and some of the charmingly unique British things that we all love.

We work through a lot on this episode ... Ken Lee's outsized luck, British people and their occupations. It's all Soccer related, I promise.

Ken Lee's Arsenal face off against James' City to devastating effect, Pete's Tots are top of the table, Man Utd win easily, Pool draw, and Chelsea finally win.

Tottenham beat a 9(!) man Liverpool with the help of a horrendous lack of communication between officials, Wolves beat City(!), United lose twice, Arsenal coast, and Chelsea win(!).

Arsenal lose ... so no Ken today boys and girls. It's ok, Pete gives us his take on Tott vs. Arsenal and Tom loses his battle with AI.

What is Luck? Who has it? Ken knows, and he's not telling.

Arsenal beat Utd. It's not even a big deal. Away loss to a good team. Whatever.

Pool win late down a man, Arsenal drop the ball, Utd come back, Tots continue to swing, City win, and Chelsea show up(!).

The Dynamic Duo is back, better than ever.

Tottenham flying high, United teetering, Chelsea still terrible, and City Win. Some things change and some stay the same.

It's early in the season, but we've got lots to talk about.