Terror Transmission - TT50

Something happened to Antonio Bay tonight. Something came and tried to destroy them. We tried to warn the inhabitants but they refused to listen to our commentary on 1980's The Fog. But if this episode had been anything but a nightmare of porn fluffers, powerful mustaches, deformed children, naughty priests and modern cinema complaints, the dark icy death could have come again. To the Terror Fiends at sea who can hear our voices, look across the water, into the darkness. The midnight hour is near… and we're almost out of booze! -- www.terrortransmission.com -- www.purgingtalon.com

Terror Transmission - TT49

The podcast you are about to listen to is an account of the tragedy which befell two drinking men with a pair of microphones. It is all the more tragic that they were somewhat young. But, had they lived very, very long lives, they could not have expected nor would they have wished to bring you the mad and macabre commentary for the 1974 release of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. For them an idyllic summer afternoon became a nightmare of cinematic cannibalism, the radiant '70s sex power of Marilyn Burns, misanthropy, scream queens, misdirected feminism, umlauts, and lots and lots and lots and lots of screaming. The events of that day were to lead to one of the most bizarre recordings in the annals of American history. And, it's kinda funny, too. -- www.terrortransmission.com -- www.purgingtalon.com

Terror Transmission - TT48

These are the facts as we know them. There is an epidemic of mass murder being committed by a virtual army of unidentified assassins. So, stay in your homes and keep a close listen to this episode of Terror Transmission as we warn you of the dangers of 1968's Night of the Living Dead. Eyewitnesses describe two of the assassins as handsome, well-spoken and answering to the names of Matt and Jason. They also appear to have a lot of say about the dissolution of the American family, fear and identity, social breakdown, gang bang records and mass murder fantasies, plus M&J's making of "Night of the Living Deadbeats" parody short and some brief mentions of Monster Bash 2011 happenings. Once they're finished getting "all messed up," join your hosts as they discuss recent DVD viewings. Now get the hell down in the cellar! -- www.terrortransmission.com -- www.purgingtalon.com

Terror Transmission- TT47

Welcome, Terror Fiends. It seems Matt and Jason have rented a house tonight so that they can give a party, and you're all invited. There will be food and drink and ghosts, and perhaps even a few murders. If any of you will spend the next two hours listening to our commentary on 1959's House on Haunted Hill… well, we won't give you each ten thousand dollars. But we will give you some spooktacular synopses on movie gimmicks, William Castle, giant blonde mullets, bad relationship advice, mondegreens, and some truly heart-stopping facts on our feature film. The party's starting now. Are you brave enough to stay all night? -- www.terrortransmission.com -- www.purgingtalon.com

Terror Transmission - TT46

During difficult economic times, people will do a lot of things to make a few bucks: selling precious heirlooms, downgrading on living spaces, less socializing, riding public transportation… but robbing graves to sell corpses to medical science? That's a whole new level of commitment. And speaking of two people who should be committed, join Matt and Jason as they dig up all of the dirty details on the 1945 thriller, The Body Snatcher. Gather 'round the autopsy table as we dissect ethical quandaries, Matt's hatred of horses, drug slang, pretty young things, Jason's summer rage and, oh yeah, some stuff about this movie, too. Following the gruesome lecture, your handsome hosts chat about recently-watched DVDs. You'll never get rid of us, never get rid of us, never get rid of us… -- www.terrortransmission.com -- www.purgingtalon.com

Terror Transmission - TT45

In the center of a makeshift lab, the Resonator glows with an eerie omnipresence. Soon, all of your deepest desires will come rushing to the surface to consume and, ultimately, change you forever. So, while you're a gelatinous horny blob of flesh in the corner, you'll no doubt be in the mood for some entertainment. And entertain you we shall with our semi-focused commentary on 1986's From Beyond. Flip the switch and close your eyes as Matt and Jason fill your head with phallic imagery, the goddess that is Barbara Crampton, duality, the ugly side of BDSM, more VHS memories, other Lovecraft movies, and plenty of goopy stuff from another dimension. Once everyone else either dies or goes insane, join your handsome hosts for some much needed discussion on recently-watched DVDs. You are all such easy prey. -- www.terrortransmission.com -- www.purgingtalon.com

Terror Transmission - TT44

The smell of summer is in the air -- and it carries with it the charming aroma of freshly burning Christian! Yes, it's a barbecue of the blessed and you're invited, so put on a scary animal mask and grab some mead because Matt and Jason will be sweetly singing you their commentary on the 1973 release of The Wicker Man. It is a pagan rite steeped in rich traditions, such as camel toes and bell bottoms, hare symbology, anti-Christianity, dirty British names, culture clashes, "low-hanging fruit" and other purely natural ingredients. So, fling off your clothes and dance around our perverse audio bonfire, whatever the hell THAT means! -- www.terrortransmission.com -- www.purgingtalon.com

Terror Transmission - TT43

Growing up without a mother can be a painful experience. Particularly, if you eye-witness her decapitation. So, what's a young man to do but put on a mask and kill all the neighbors! Over and over again. Sure, YOU could do that. Or you could put down the machete and listen to a soothing commentary from two men who know much about poor decision-making -- and '80s horror sequels such as the 1982 hack-n-slasher, Friday The 13th Part 3. Gain strength from the depravity of others as Matt and Jason clue you in on boobies in horror movies, gay porn allusions, the history of 3-D, the effects of bad beer on podcasters, and… hey, look, she's reading Fango! Either way, it'll give you something to scream about. -- www.terrortransmission.com -- www.purgingtalon.com

Terror Transmission - TT42

The war machines have come to conquer the Earth. Mayhem, havoc, and death will descend upon the planet's inhabitants and few will survive to tell the tale. Like Matt and Jason, of course. They're special. And they'll be riding that short bus alongside you as they reveal their chilling commentary on 1953's The War of the Worlds. So, get your head out of Uranus and listen up as M&J pulsate with adoration for Ann Robinson, and also instruct you on alien cover-ups, hot librarians, the stupidity of self-sacrifice, Jason's feminist views, and other data on surviving a Martian invasion. When the radiation has dropped to acceptable levels, you will then be taken to the debriefing room by your handsome hosts for their rundown on newly-watched DVDs. Let the wave of fear begin! -- www.terrortransmission.com -- www.purgingtalon.com

Terror Transmission - TT41

Hold onto your horns! Because Matt and Jason will be swigging Danish beer and getting all of the nuns aroused with their heretical commentary on the 1922 silent classic, Häxan. Demons and witches will encircle you and fill you with all sorts of naughty thoughts, including those on Christian misdeeds throughout history, reality shows, Jason's skinhead side, dead baby jokes, wild women, the magic of silent films, and other delicious iniquities. Once the diabolical history lesson is over, your handsome hosts will return to discuss their recent DVD viewings. Witchy! -- www.terrortransmission.com -- www.purgingtalon.com