Day 8, Part 4: If You Can't Keep Your Head - The only thing worse than having to wade through the muck of University politics is drowning in the stuff. My increasingly unreliable brain keeps stealing time at awkward moments. It's bad enough that I've got to give thirty College Heads a chance to ritually murder me - now something's gone awry, and I've no memory to explain what it could possibly be. Thirty simultaneous games of no-limits Texas hold 'em, and half my cards are stuck to the table.

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