Gosh! Golly! Geeee whiz! We watched Invaders from Mars. Yes, the one from 1953. What gave it away?

If men are from Mars and women are from Venus... aliens are perfectly suited to Southern California. We watched Earth Girls Are Easy.

Death, taxes, and the greys. No, we're not talking about clouds.

Woman claims child abducted by clouds. Wait, did you say clowns? We watched Close Encounters of the Third Kind.

A blue eyed planet scraping colonialist crash lands on a world where every woman carries a baby or a tray. Oh, and vikings. We watched Outlander.

No birds, no applause and nary a hero to be found. We watched Mars Attacks! with the ever handsome We Had A Good Life brothers.

Virgil, you weiner. We watched The Abyss.

Hardened criminals... or space porcupines?

This Jell-O mold is out of control! Whatever you do, don't poke it with a stick. We watched The Blob.

Who wants to live forever? Wilford Brimley's mustache, of course. We watched Ron Howard's Cocoon.