"Is this it?"
"Well...what did you expect"
"I don't know but it looks kinda...boring." 

You can say that again, characters in Amityville Playhouse (AKA The Amityville Theater)! It's time to watch a movie where nothing happens and then some more nothing happens? Will Fawn survive? Will Kyle stop being insufferable? The answer to these questions and more is "who cares!" Join us as we learn about some scheme for immortality, a bunch of bland white rooms, and a bunch of canadians who cant act. This is a rough one, gang.