In this unfiltered episode of The Annoyed Adult, Howard Kam rips into three modern disasters: first, the delusional parents turning childhood into a performance review with back-to-back extracurriculars like they’re raising a LinkedIn influencer.
Next up, it’s open season on pseudoscience — healing crystals, magnetic wristbands, aura cleanses, and all the overpriced snake oil you slap on your body because some wellness influencer with a "blocked root chakra" said it vibes with your energy.
And finally, we get real about the woman engaged to a grown man who gets blackout drunk and pisses on the floor. You’re not being dramatic — you’re being the only sane person in the room. If he can’t aim, he shouldn’t be picking out wedding rings.