We've reached the end of the first season! In this two-part episode, Garrett asks the question: What is ART? The largest selection of guests in Arbitrarium history forms the panel to answer this complex question, with artists of many mediums such as photography, music, animation, illustration, writing, and various fine arts. Join Garrett, Dave, Nick, Colorful, and Matt Gambill of the Myriad Creatures Podcast as we take you down the winding road of the world of art, sharing opinions, anecdotes, and a wealth of laughter in the first part of our season finale.

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Unknowable History: The Nazi Bell

We continue our exploration into the basics of firearms, piggybacking off of our previous discussion.

In this a la carte episode, Garrett gives us the basics of firearms knowledge, starting with "what is a gun?" We explore the definitions of these terms, what they reference, and how they're founded.

Where do we go when we don't want to be here? Join host Garrett Harriman and guest David Perry as they probe the concept and practice of escapism and its virtues and vices. Is it good? Is it bad? What sort of flavors are there, and do they last?

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Nick hosts this a la carte episode about the wide wide world of animated sex and the mere prospect thereof.

Nick hosts this a la carte episode about the strange phenomenon called tulpas: imaginary friends that you will into true hallucinations.

Garrett hosts this episode where we weigh in on the benefits and drawbacks of nuclear power, and discuss whether or not it's an ultimately better course of action to alleviate our current energy woes. 

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On this episode of The Arbitrarium a la Carte, we tackle the recent presidential debacle and discuss whether we think the president's actions were justified or hasty and misguided. Join Dave as he tries to find a middle ground between Garrett's claims of bravery and Nick's claims of foolhardiness.

In this a la carte episode, we have a go at the recent Green M&M fiasco that nearly tore our great nation in twain and sent us spiraling into an ideological civil war the likes of which no previous historian could have foreseen or foreshadowed, despite the fact that this fundamental existential question has tortured the greatest minds of men for millennia, catalyzed the rending of countless shirts, and inspired volumes of moral philosophy reaching back to the pre-Socratic tradition. The question? Deceivingly simple: How bangable should chocolate candy mascots be?

Come with us as we reminisce upon the candy pseudo-woman whose leggings launched a thousand tweets.

Dave hosts this episode, along with Garrett and Nick, and our very special guest and Pokemon expert, Jade. In this episode we ponder the in-universe ethics of Pokemon and follow our thoughts along to what the world would be like of Pokemon were real, including how this would change warfare and how we would relate to these absurd god-like creatures. Stay tuned during our first break for a brand new Arbitrarium Special Segment which we call "Unknowable History." In this segment, you will learn the unknowable origin of Santa Claus. Merry Christmas, Arbitreers!

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