Welcome to Episode 40 of the Arman and Akhil Show, broadcasting live from UBC’s Vancouver campus on the unceded territories of the Musqueam people. This week, we dive into a packed lineup of domestic economic grifts and international bizarre-o-world theater. First up, we dissect Prime Minister Mark Carney’s bizarre brand new "Canada Strong" Sovereign Wealth Fund video that could have been used to promote an AI-generated crypto scam. Once we get past the digital slop, we look at the actual policy behind the looming corporate privatization of Canada's airports and ports, alongside a quick legislative update on Bill C-22. Then, we cross the Pacific to break down Donald Trump’s surreal private tour of a Beijing garden, where he jealously guarded his newfound bromance with Xi Jinping. Finally, we give a critical update on the Strait of Hormuz before diving into the cold, hard metrics proving that Trump's second-term sequel is pulling significantly worse reviews, and worse polling numbers, than his 2018 original. Connect with us: Catch us on Instagram and Twitter at @thearmanakhil. If you want to support independent student radio, do us a massive solid and leave us a review on Spotify! Our angelic theme music is composed by the wondrously talented Sarah Pratt, whose notes continue to elevate our souls to heights we didn't know existed.