9 AM - 1 - David Drucker from the Washington Examiner on his piece: "We lack the political will to govern, Republicans say". 2 - More with Drucker. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - We continue chatting; Final Thoughts.

8 AM - 1 - We're still fighting in Afghanistan. 2 - Dude accused of sexin' up a chicken. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Colbert Versus Trump.

7 AM - 1 - Ryan Girdusky from Red Alert Politics on his piece: "The budget bill is a steaming pile of crap for America First voters". 2 - Chris Christie was photographed standing in line at the Cinnabon; What happens if you don't wash your hands?. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Your fancy organic milk may just be regular milk; Hotel won't give up name of guy who impregnated woman.

6 AM - 1 - Seeeeaaannn!!!!; Vincent's neighborhood is doing a cleanup thing; Opening Thoughts. 2 - ; MailBag. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Colbert went off on Trump.

9 AM - 1 - SBUX Dragon Frapp; McDonald's Frork; No cable TV news at the gym. 2 - Washington Post reporter Elizabeth Swoskin on her piece: "Airbnb's battle with San Francisco shows the payoff to going up against regulators". 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - ; Final Thoughts.

8 AM - 1 - Government shutdown stuff. 2 - The Things Women Don't Want Men To Post on Social Media. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Facebook targets ads based on mood.

7 AM - 1 - Trump's said some wacky stuff in a bunch of interviews. 2 - More Trump stuff. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - More drama at the Morning Joseph.

6 AM - 1 - Sean's hair is voluminous thanks to the butter; A Barack Hussein Obama freeway is coming to Los Angeles; Opening Thoughts. 2 - ; MailBag. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Fun texts on stuff.

9 AM - 1 - Trump talked about launching missiles and killing people. 2 - Jack mentions a few books he'd like to read. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - More of us chatting; Final Thoughts.

8 AM - 1 - The California Dairy Princess Nichole Sanders comes in to churn butter for us; Trump stuff. 2 - Mike And Joe got into a tiff on the Morning Joseph. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - We taste freshly churned butter!