9 AM - 1 - Should the mentally unstable do porn?; Late COW; Tim Tebow hit a homer. 2 - Chicago wants students to have a plan. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - More stuff; Final Thoughts.

8 AM - 1 - Liz Sly from the Washington Post talks Syrian air strikes with us. 2 - More Syria/ Russia stuff. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Gorsuch is a SCOTUS guy now; Hitler coloring book.

7 AM - 1 - More Syria. 2 - Washington Examiner's defense reporter Travis Tritten on airstrikes on Syria. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Jack's belt fell into the toilet.

6 AM - 1 - Vincent got a $400 medical bill for stuff he had done last summer; Opening Thoughts. 2 - ; MailBag. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - RIP Don Rickles; Is Syria a false flag?.

9 AM - 1 - Washington Post's Greg Jaffe on his story: Trump and his 'America First' philosophy face first moral quandary in Syria. 2 - Songs are getting faster and shorter thanks to streaming. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - ; Final Thoughts.

8 AM - 1 - Ron Meyer from RedAlertPolitics on his piece: "Poll shows millennials hate being called "millennials." That's great news". 2 - Gorsuch filibuster. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - High school dug into principal's past, principal resigns.

7 AM - 1 - CBS News military analyst Mike Lyons talks Trump's response to Syria. 2 - The backlash to that Kendall Jenner/ Pepsi advert. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Is it safe to eat moldy bread?.

6 AM - 1 - Michael renewed his Costco membership; Vincent pays mello roos; Opening Thoughts. 2 - ; MailBag. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Attractive couple makes money travelling around and posting pics to Instagram.

9 AM - 1 - Siraj Hashmi from RedAlertPolitics on his piece: "Internet loses it after Muslim gets admitted to Stanford for #BlackLivesMatter essay". 2 - More on the lady freaking out on the PDA couple. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - ; Final Thoughts.

8 AM - 1 - Ishaan Tharoor from the Washington Post reports on a chemical weapon attack in Syria. 2 - When to know to quit something. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Lady flips out on couple snuggling in restaurant.