7 AM - 1 - Lindsey is wondering why Comey is taking so long. 2 - Rachel Maddow released Trump's tax return from 2005 and no one cares. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - LA sheriffs spent $300k for gold belt buckles.

6 AM - 1 - Michangelo is sans internet; Vincent Googled his friend's address to find out how much his house is worth; Opening Thoughts. 2 - ; MailBag. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Do cops care if you're on opioids?

9 AM - 1 - Schools are banning tag. 2 - Is the government trying to replace parents?. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Getting phone numbers is out; Final Thoughts.

8 AM - 1 - Uber driver flips out on 2 passengers. 2 - Healthcare stuff. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - The Bachelor Finale.

7 AM - 1 - Chris Deaton from the Weekly Standard talks to us about the whole healthcare thang. 2 - Ed Sheeran has a huge tattoo on his chest-arooney. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Snoop "shot" a clown dressed as Trump in his new music video.

6 AM - 1 - Sean ate square pizza; Vincent had a deep thought in a bathroom; Opening Thoughts. 2 - ; MailBag. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Fun texts on stuff.

1 - "As opioid overdoses rise, police officers become counselors, doctors and social workers". 2 - CNN's Chris Cuomo is foaming at the mouth over the wire tapping thing. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - ; Final Thoughts.

8 AM - 1 - GOP healthcare stuff; Joe may do the neti pot thing. 2 - Campus snowflake stuff. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - The Dutch Versus The Turks.

7 AM - 1 - New Michael Brown video; Employers may be checking your genes. 2 - What does being polarized really mean?. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - College gym gets rid of its scale; What does a weekend bender do to your body?.

6 AM - 1 - Sean saw the Kong movie; Vincent's parents boiled hot dogs; Opening Thoughts. 2 - ; MailBag. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - The Anti Self-Help backlash; Baby boomers ruined everything.