1 - Vincent saw "The Martian" this weekend; Openings. 2 - ; MailBag. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Oregon shooting MailBag.

9 AM - 1 - Late COW; Diet soda could make you fat. 2 - Jack's wife's birthday was yesterday; Kevin McCarthy bumblin'; Ben Carson used to throw rocks at cars. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - 27 Ways To Be A Modern Man; Final Thoughts.

1 - Late COW; Diet soda could make you fat. 2 - Jack's wife's birthday was yesterday; Kevin McCarthy bumblin'; Ben Carson used to throw rocks at cars. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - 27 Ways To Be A Modern Man; Final Thoughts.

Using the sink for a toilet; Latest in Obamacare silliness; Happy World Vegetarian Day!; Beagle Bonez is an odd toy choice for kids; Baseball announcers mock a bunch of girls taking selfies at a game; It was easier to be skinny in the 80s.

1 - Using the sink for a toilet; Our Obamacare attorney Craig Gottwals talks the latest in Obamacare silliness. 2 - Happy World Vegetarian Day!; Beagle Bonez is an odd toy choice for kids. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Baseball announcers mock a bunch of girls taking selfies at a game; It was easier to be skinny in the 80s.

7 AM - 1 - We know (much) more about the woman in the Bear Versus Kayak Woman video. 2 - Oregon college mass shooting and how the media covered it. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Positive Sean and Vincent Review The Preview of The Martian.

1 - We know more about the woman in the Bear Versus Kayak Woman video. 2 - Oregon college mass shooting and how the media covered it. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Positive Sean and Vincent Review the Preview for The Martian.

1 - Did you know that the treadmill began as a punishment for prisoners?; Openings. 2 - Early COW; MailBag. 3 - Jack is super pissed about the media's coverage of the Oregon college mass shooting; The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 -

6 AM - 1 - Did you know that the treadmill began as a punishment for prisoners?; Openings. 2 - Early COW; MailBag. 3 - Jack is super pissed about the media's coverage of the Oregon college mass shooting; The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Kevin McCarthy fumbled in trying to explain his Hillary gaffe.

1 - Woman pleads with bear to stop destroying her kayak. 2 - HLN gets trolled. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - More Thrump stuff; Final Thoughts.