1 - Mister Thrump versus Jeb; 800 lbs woman removed out of her NYC apartment with a massive cargo net. 2 - How GOP bigwigs are trying to ensure Jeb gets the nomination; . 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Texts on stuff; Do you got yourself a drop hoe?

7 AM - 1 - Mister Thrump versus Jeb; 800 lbs woman removed out of her NYC apartment with a massive cargo net; . 2 - How GOP bigwigs are trying to ensure Jeb gets the nomination; . 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Texts on stuff; Do you got yourself a drop hoe?.

1 - Vincent has the Top 6 People Still Wearing Cargo Shorts; Openings. 2 - Jack's new puppy still has no name; MailBag. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - ABC News Deputy political Director Shushannah Walsh talks if Biden possibly entering the race, who will Obama endorse?

6 AM - 1 - Vincent has the Top 6 People Still Wearing Cargo Shorts; Openings. 2 - Jack's new puppy still has no name; MailBag. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - ABC News Deputy political Director Shushannah Walsh talks if Biden possibly entering the race, who will Obama endorse?

1 - Joe talks breast cancer. 2 - Sarah Westwood from the Washington Examiner talks the latest with Hillary email's server stuff with us. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Might As Well TRUMP!; Disgraced spokesmen a la Jared from Subway; Final Thoughts.

9 AM - 1 - Joe talks breast cancer. 2 - Sarah Westwood from the Washington Examiner talks the latest with Hillary email's server stuff with us. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Might As Well TRUMP!; Disgraced spokesmen a la Jared from Subway; Final Thoughts.

1 - CBS News business analyst Jill Schlesinger; Jack got a new puppy. 2 - Mister Thrump and the "anchor baby" thing. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - What's up with litterers?; Man buns are a thing; Bicycle desks are also a thing.

8 AM - 1 - CBS News business analyst Jill Schlesinger on the stock market plunge; Jack got a new puppy. 2 - Mister Thrump and the term "anchor baby". 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - What's up with people who be littering?; Man buns are a thing; Bicycle desks are also a thing.

7 AM - 1 - Mister Thrump held a huge rally in AL. 2 - Jimmy Fallon is dominating late night right now; Bodybuilder claimed to have tough abs so he let someone stab him in the belly. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Jerry Brown compared Hillary's emails to vampires or something; RDJ makes more cake than J-Law and it's sexist n stuff.

1 - Mister Thrump held a huge rally in AL. 2 - Jimmy Fallon is dominating late night right now; Bodybuilder claimed to have tough abs so he let someone stab him in the belly. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Jerry Brown compared Hillary's emails to vampires or something; RDJ makes more cake than J-Law and it's sexist n stuff.