9 AM - 1 - Sarah Westwood from the Washington Examiner talks about Hillary handing over her email server and thumb drive. 2 - There's Top Secret and then there's Top Top Secret. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - BREAKING BEN AFFLECK NANNY NEWS!!; Final Thoughts.

1 - Texts on stuff; Most parenting advice is worthless. 2 - The Regulations From the Executive in Need of Scrutiny (REINS) Act. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Mister Thrump stuff; Netflix is now offering hella maternity leave too.

Most parenting advice is worthless; The Regulations From the Executive in Need of Scrutiny (REINS) Act; "Donald Trump: The rat that roared" by Timothy Carney from the Washington Examiner; Netflix is now offering hella maternity leave too.

1 - Hillary is turning over her email server to the Justice Dept. 2 - San Francisco Chronicle's Debra Saunders talks to us about the Summer of Muck in San Francisco. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Your arse does (or doesn't) make you more (or less) attractive.

7 AM - 1 - Hillary is turning over her email server to the Justice Dept. 2 - San Francisco Chronicle's Debra Saunders talks to us about the Summer of Muck in San Francisco. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Your arse does (or doesn't) make you attractive.

6 AM - 1 - LoL is so totes deadsies; Openings. 2 - A Fonzie Scheme; MailBag. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - What do people most often leave on top of the car?; Homeless people at the park.

1 - LoL is so totes deadsies; Openings. 2 - A Fonzie Scheme; MailBag. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - What do people most often leave on top of the car?; Homeless people at the park.

1 - Abortion has become a hot topic; Potato salad inconsistencies. 2 - Another CA woman killed by an illegal; More punditry re: potato salad. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - North Korea has a new time zone; Ben Affleck was hangin' with the nanny; Coke says Coke don't make you fat; Final Thoughts.

9 AM - 1 - Abortion has become a hot topic; Potato salad inconsistencies. 2 - Another CA woman killed by an illegal; More punditry re: potato salad. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - North Korea has a new time zone; Ben Affleck was hangin' with the nanny; Coke says Coke don't make you fat; Final Thoughts.

1 - David Drucker from The Washington Examiner talks Thrump, debate, and 2016 stuff with us. 2 - Columbia House has filed for bankruptcy =(. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - The astronauts ate lettuce in space for some reason; Hillary wants to pay off a bunch of student loan debt.