6 AM - 1 - "Out of the Sack with Joe and Jack"; Openings. 2 - COW 1.0; MailBag. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - So why do so many software programs and apps suck so bad?

1 - Trump is 1st place in FL poll; Urban, suburban, and rural America; Morning drinking in the shower; Rich people drink more. 2 - Joe's friend is an MLB umpire; Minimum wage hike means restaurants closing in Seattle. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Jon Stewart joked about his secret meetings with Obama; Jose Canseco is just a sad case now; Dude had sex with a pig in a Wally; Final Thoughts.

9 AM - 1 - Trump is 1st place in FL poll; Urban, suburban, and rural America; Morning drinking in the shower; Rich people drink more. 2 - Joe's friend is an MLB umpire; Minimum wage hike means restaurants closing in Seattle. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Jon Stewart joked about his secret meetings with Obama; Jose Canseco is just a sad case now; Dude had sex with a pig in a Wally; Final Thoughts.

8 AM - 1 - ABC News correspondent Scott Goldberg reports on how hospitals are making patients sick. 2 - Jack made homemade ice cream; More gender pronoun wackiness from a college campus. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Bernie Sanders versus Vox on immigration.

1 - ABC News correspondent Scott Goldberg reports on how hospitals are making patients sick. 2 - Jack made homemade ice cream; More gender pronoun wackiness from a college campus. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Bernie Sanders vs Vox on immigration.

1 - How the media has handled a white Cincinnati cop killing a black man during a traffic stop. 2 - Trump is ready for the debate; Why are car break-ins up by half?. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Social media is being mean to that dentist who killed a lion.

7 AM - 1 - How the media has handled a white Cincinnati cop killing a black man during a traffic stop. 2 - Trump is ready for the debate; Why are car break-ins up by half?. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Social media is being mean to that dentist who killed a lion.

1 - Jack bought 4 donuts for lunch; What's up with all those funny lookin' babies in them medieval paintings?; Openings. 2 - MailBag. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Donald Trump is the Nickelback of GOP canidates

6 AM - 1 - Jack bought 4 donuts for lunch; What's up with all those funny lookin' babies in them medieval paintings?; Openings. 2 - ; MailBag. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Donald Trump is the Nickelback of GOP candidates.

9 AM - 1 - Tom Brady stuff; IRS Lois Lerner missing email stuff. 2 - A satanic devil goat statue was unveiled in Detroit or something; What's up with dudes who like getting naked in public?; Politico reporter Darren Samuelsohn talks about his story "Jon Stewart's Secret White House Visits". 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Donald Trump Insult Generator; Final Thoughts.