The Armstrong and Getty Show (Bingo)

6 AM - 1 - Corned beef daiquiris! Yum!; Openings. 2 - Early COW; MailBag. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Obama was funny on Kimmel; Did Time magazine put horns on Hillary?; Gavin Newsom bought a lesbian bar or something.

"Sprayable Sleep" is a thing; 13 Reasons You're Sleep-Deprived; Joe wants to wear his hair like Judge Andrew Napolitano; Marshall's News; Vegetarians are only like 5% of the population; Final Thoughts.

9 AM - 1 - Sprayable Sleep" is a thing; 13 Reasons You're Sleep-Deprived. 2 - More on sleep deprivation; Joe wants to wear his hair like Judge Andrew Napolitano. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Vegetarians are only like 5% of the population; Final Thoughts.

Jack's son peed in front of a prospective babysitter; Half the people in India go to the bathroom in the open; How did this whole Hillary email scandal start?. 2 - KMOX Radio in St Louis reporter Brett Blume is in Ferguson, MO reporting on 2 cops being shot; 80% of office gossip is true. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Susan Crabtree from the Washington Examiner reports on 2 secret service agents crashing their car into White House barricades.

8 AM - 1 - Jack's son peed in front of a prospective babysitter; Half the people in India go to the bathroom in the open; How did this whole Hillary email scandal start?. 2 - KMOX Radio in St Louis reporter Brett Blume is in Ferguson, MO reporting on 2 cops being shot; 80% of office gossip is true. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Susan Crabtree from the Washington Examiner reports on 2 secret service agents crashing their car into White House barricades.

Christina Sandefur (aka Tim the Lawyer's wifey) comes on to update us on her effort to advance the Right to Try. 2 - Joe thought he lost his favorite spoon that he's been eating from for 15 years; More people died last year from legal drugs than were murdered. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - So who is that frosh senator that organized that letter to Iran?

7 AM - 1 - Christina Sandefur (aka Tim the Lawyer's wifey) comes on to update us on her effort to advance the Right to Try. 2 - Joe thought he lost his favorite spoon that he's been eating from for 15 years; More people died last year from legal drugs than were murdered. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - So who is that frosh senator that organized that letter to Iran?; Hillary may not have to debate any dem prez candidates.

6 AM - 1 - Openings. 2 - MailBag. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Compared to previous years, how much more or less are you looking forward to spring this year?; NFL players are retiring younger and younger.

Openings. 2 - MailBag. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Compared to previous years, how much more or less are you looking forward to spring this year?; NFL players are retiring younger and younger.

9 AM - 1 - VA whistleblower intimidation stuff; Free speech (or lack thereof) on college campus stuff?. 2 - What Your State Is Good At, And What It's Lame At. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Peeps-flavored milk; More on states n stuff; Final Thoughts.