The Armstrong and Getty Show (Bingo)

9 AM - 1 - Top 20 TV shows; Empire Is Falconcrest With Black People; Bonus MailBag. 2 - We now finally know why we have eyelashes; Eyebrows are the Swiss Army Knife of the human body; Netanyahu visit is getting more controversial. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Racially diverse emojis are coming or are here; Another virgin on The Bachelor; 2 high school girls basketball teams both tried to lose the game they were playing each other in; Final Thoughts.

8 AM - 1 - Joe had oral surgery yesterday and now has a cadavre bone in his mouth. 2 - Timothy Carney from the Washington Examiner talks about his column: "In Scott Walker Flap, the 'meta-media' coaches politicians to be more opaque". 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Racism in the media!.

Joe had oral surgery yesterday and now has a cadavre bone in his mouth. 2 - Timothy Carney from the Washington Examiner talks about his column: "In Scott Walker Flap, the 'meta-media' coaches politicians to be more opaque". 3 - Marshall's News.

Seinfeld, Kramer, and the Pigman figured into the "American Sniper" trial; Misophonia is a disease where you hate sounds; Joe doesn't like to listen to music while making love. 2 - More on hating sounds; Doctors, drugs, and Big Pharma. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - New DWTS cast announced; O'Reilly threatened a NY Times reporter.

7 AM - 1 - Seinfeld, Kramer, and the Pigman figured into the "American Sniper" trial; Misophonia is a disease where you hate sounds; Joe doesn't like to listen to music while making love. 2 - More on hating sounds; Doctors, drugs, and Big Pharma. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - New DWTS cast announced; O'Reilly threatened a NY Times reporter.

6 AM - 1 - The definitive ranking of the Top 5 Girl Scout Cookies Of All Time; Openings. 2 - MailBag. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - ABC News correspondent Jim Ryan in Stephenville TX reports on the "American Sniper" trial verdict.

The definitive ranking of the Top 5 Girl Scout Cookies Of All Time; Openings. 2 - MailBag. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - ABC News correspondent Jim Ryan in Stephenville TX reports on the "American Sniper" trial verdict.

9 AM - 1 - More on VA Sec dude's misstatement. 2 - ABC News correspondent Tom Rivers on negotiations with Iran about nukes; A Sacramento porn star did not die in the Ukrainian war or something. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - You probably drink too much water; Jeb's wife; Why would a Westerner join ISIS anyway?; Final Thoughts.

1 - More on VA Sec dude's misstatement. 2 - ABC News correspondent Tom Rivers on negotiations with Iran about nukes; A Sacramento porn star did not die in the Ukrainian war or something. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - You probably drink too much water; Jeb's wife; Why would a Westerner join ISIS anyway?; Final Thoughts.

Oscars ratings were down big cuz no one watched those dumb movies. 2 - Jack's son made a comments about his "wee-wee"; More debt clock stuff. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - So why did we tell everybody when we're gonna try and take back Mosul?; A pill that boosts a woman's sex drive.