The Armstrong and Getty Show (Bingo)

8 AM - 1 - Jack's gaining weight again; Tidbits from Hillary-Land. 2 - ABC News correspondent Jim Ryan is in Stephenville TX reporting on the Chris Kyle trial. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Jack is reading the books "Sapiens" and "A Troublesome Inheritance" about differences b/w races.

1 - SNL 40th anniversary show; Jim Carrey and Jerry Seinfeld made fun of Brian Williams last night. 2 - More SNL stuff; Presidential Fun Facts. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Eddie Murphy sucked last night; Is Mt Rushmore statistically accurate?

7 AM - 1 - Columnist Michael Weiss talks about his new book "ISIS: Inside the Army of Terror". 2 - More on ISIS; We're doomed n stuff. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - The motivational poster that hangs inside Apple design chief's Jony Ive's office.

6 AM - 1 - The definitive ranking of businesses courtesy of Buzzfeed; Openings. 2 - Passing around a birthday card at work for everyone to sign; MailBag. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Hot flashes can last for 14 years; Asking Jeb about Iraq; Google may be making a deodorant.

The definitive ranking of businesses courtesy of Buzzfeed; Openings. 2 - Passing around a birthday card at work; MailBag. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Hot flashes can last for 14 years; Asking Jeb about Iraq; Google may be making a deodorant.

9 AM - 1 - England might let sex offenders adopt children. 2 - Jack got a Beef N Cheddar at the Arby's and then bought a Baldwin piano. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - It's my (blank) in a box!; Untouched Cindy Crawford pics hit the web; CuddleCon in Portland; More Prez fun facts; Final Thoughts.

8 AM - 1 - CBS News military analyst Mike Lyons talks about the latest ISIS beheadings video with us. 2 - Would you tongue kiss Betty White?; Polls n stuff. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Joe's dog Onyx is approaching his last days.

7 AM - 1 - SNL 40th anniversary show; Jim Carrey and Jerry Seinfeld made fun of Brian Williams last nite. 2 - More SNL stuff; Presidential Fun Facts. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Eddie Murphy sucked last nite; Is Mt Rushmore statistically accurate?

6 AM - 1 - Happy President's Day!; Openings. 2 - MailBag. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - ABC News correspondent Lama Hasan is in London reporting on the Copenhagen shootings.

1 - Late COW; Tech CEOs are snubbing Obama. 2 - The sexy Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover is (or isn't) controversial. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - There's too much crap to watch these days; Final Thoughts.