The Armstrong and Getty Show (Bingo)

Professional cuddling lady cuddles with Michaelangelo; Boss wanted to cut the junk off of a dude he fired; Congress isn't asserting its authority

More on US flag tees; Late night ratings; Birdwalk Empire; Russia holding military exercises on the Ukraine border; Obama launched his Brother's Initiative thingy and talked about growing up without a dad

Jack goes off on people driving poorly in the rain; Early COW; MailBag; 9th Circuit rules on wearing American flag t-shirt to school

Report on Ukraine turmoil; What's up with all these wacky studies?; Why didn't Jack get his MBA; Michael Jackson was on The Dating Game; NFL might ban more words

Biden whined about voter ID; Kids with 3 parents; Does which sperm that gets to the zygote determine what your kid's gonna be like?; Eric Holder admitted to hospital; Ronan Farrow has a show on MSNBC; Joe ate Thai food with Judy

Tim the Lawyer on the Supreme Court battling over EPA climate regulations; Do dogs feel guilt?; YouTube may have to take down "Voice of Mohammed" movie trailer; Target vs Walmart; Football player skips NFL combine because of God

Another Google Doodle; Jack put on deodorant twice this morning; MailBag; How political campaigns can buy ads directly targeted to you

Childhood obesity is down big; The kids love their video games; Joe got an email from the democrats; The Koch Brothers don't donate as much as unions; Duke porn girl follow-up; Brooklyn is gentrified; Hipster beard transplants

El Chapo arrested; Jack's wife wants to "cleanse" their new house; Seinfeld was funny on Fallon; Women and their "thigh gaps" are a thing

Lis Wiehl talks to us about the Arizona gay law controversy and Justin Bizzle; TransparentCalifornia.com MailBag; Texts; CA's "protected classes"