The Armstrong and Getty Show (Bingo)

8 AM - 1 - Dennis Rodman is in North Korea; Rand Paul's son somehow got enrolled in Medicaid; Hospitals can't tell if people have Obamacare or not. 2 - Fox News' Ed Henry talks to us about Obama focusing on "income equality". 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Winter Olympics may face terrorism; Henry is eating in the shower now.

7 AM - 1 - NFL playoffs; RIP Jerry Coleman; Iraq is falling apart. 2 - Lourdes is 17 years old; English majors in college have to take classes on race, gender, and other wacky stuff. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - TLC show "Sex Sent Me to the ER"; Breaking news re: gay marriage; Couple sued for videoing but not stopping drunk, stumbling dude who later died; France president on taxes; New NYC mayor is a Democrat.

6 AM - 1 - Openings. 2 - Joe was quoted in Vanity Fair (sort of); MailBag. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Top hiring jobs for 2014; Have a chair ready.

9 AM - 1 - Joe reads a list of types of hounds; There are 38 million people in CA. 2 - Aaron Rodgers sexuality rumor; How Jack would survive execution via dogs; NY Times story on Benghazi. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - NFL playoffs; Brain connectivity study.

8 AM - 1 - Charity Wallace from the Women's Initiative at the George W Bush Foundation talks about trying to help women in Afghanistan. 2 - Vincent had to wait to open presents Christmas morning for his parents' roommate to wake up. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Obamacare may mean many more people in the Emergency Room; More on Kim Jong Runt's uncle.

7 AM - 1 - Investigative reporter Matthias Gafni from the Bay Area News Group talks to us about the 13 year old Oakland girl Jahi McMath declared brain dead after complications from a tonsillectomy. 2 - East coast snow is dominating the media; Texts on Jahi McMath story. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Less people looking for work means lower unemployment rate; Niners at Packers is gonna be mad cold; That ship rescued from ice was full of global warming scientists.

6 AM - 1 - Openings. 2 - MailBag. 3 - How Kim Jong Un executed his uncle; Marshall's News. 4 - Jack raced his wife yesterday and illusions were destroyed.

9 AM - 1 - The years are going by oh so fast; Stun guns used to rob people in Sac; White guy in TX charged with hate crime for playing "knockout game". 2 - Sam saw snow for the first time; Jack is infrequently urinating; A&G Band Names, Book Titles, and Original Air Names of 2013. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - NY Times new story on Benghazi.

8 AM - 1 - Tainted donkey meat at the Wally; Texts; Obamacare and Medicaid; Jack flew on a Boeing Dreamliner airplane. 2 - Joe took the family downtown; Judge in Utah struck down part of polygamy law; Marines lessen physical requirements for women; Chin-ups vs pull-ups. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Sleeping is bad for your brain; Jack challenged his wife to a foot race.

7 AM - 1 - MSNBC panel makes fun of Romney family pic; Texts. 2 - Jack got his wife an iPhone 5S; Jack had plane travelling problems. 3 - Marshall's News. 4 - Banished words list.