The Armstrong and Getty Show (Bingo)

9 AM - Corey Feldman is writing a tell-all memoir; More on Feldman; Jack's wife got a speeding ticket; 60 Minutes story on politicians spending campaign contribution money on perks.

8 AM - Remember the priest who called 911 when he got stuck in a pair of handcuffs? Well, there's an update on him!; Fox News' Shannon Bream reports the EPA trying to expand authority over bodies of water; Jack watched Duck Dynasty; The top TV show in China involves handwriting; The story of the woman found dead in a hospital stairwell continues.

7 AM - Politico's Kyle Cheney reports on the tech surge to help the Obamacare website; Drunk dude fell asleep for 2 hours in the BK drive-thru; 33 year old man getting plastic surgery to look more like Justin Bieber; More BART stuff; CA mosquitoes can give you yellow fever; Jack went to the doctor this weekend; Guy tipped over a rock formation in Utah.

6 AM - Mailbag; Does soy give you moobs?; Marshall reported Facebook is down; BART strike stuff.

9 AM - Late COW; Clearance Rack.

8 AM - Congressman Tom McClintock talks about the shutdown vote and debt ceiling with us; McClintock follow-up; Wisdom of A&G follow-up; Alison Gold - Chinese Food song.

7 AM - Johnny Carson's lawyer and best friend, Henry Bushkin, talks about his new book "Johnny Carson"; Goofy texts; BART and Johnny Carson follow-up; Caller divulges about CalPERS; Jack watched Arsenio; Wayne Brady may be a badass.

6 AM - Early COW; Mailbag; What Does The Fox Say; BART strike.

9 AM - 1,000 lbs chunk of meteor that hit Russia; Loch Ness monster; BART strike; Public servant's benefits and retirement; Burning cross Halloween display in FL.

8 AM - The Wisdom of Armstrong and Getty - Listener's 17 year old son is having sex; House stenographer flipped out at Congress; Wisdom texts.