The Armstrong and Getty Show (Bingo)

7 AM - Mark Mazzetti, author of "The Way of the Knife: The CIA, a Secret Army, and a War at the Ends of the Earth" talks middle east turmoil with us; N Sync may reunite this weekend for the VMAs; More Middle East stuff; He's gay, I mean, he's blind; Ted Cruz's birth certificate; British kids are setting off airport metal detectors on purpose; Krauthammer is okay with marijuana.

6 AM - Marshall wants a new intro; Uptalking; Mailbag; Jack's wife made cinnamon rolls; Georgia Tech is really into MOOCs.

9 AM - Jack asks who invented the dual toilet paper dispenser at work?; It's Joe's daughter's first day of high school; Reminiscing about high school; Aussie college kid in OK killed by 3 teenagers; Breakdown of the American family; Oprah interviewed Lilo; Chicago gang violence.

8 AM - CBS News Chief Foreign Correspondent Lara Logan talks about Egypt and the Middle East with us; Lara Logan interview follow-up; Joe has gas pains; NFL only allowing smaller, clear bags in stadiums.

7 AM - Fox News' Jessica Rosenthal reports on Filner latest; Ted Cruz released his birth certificate; 30 Second Movie Review; TLC aired 132 lbs Scrotum Guy show.

6 AM - Jack's son woke him up; Joe goes off on the printer; MailBag; Guy got a fork stuck in his wang; Kim Kardashian's friend attacked; Brit version of the NSA.

9 AM - Japan says Sony can't lay people off; Furry follow-up; Danish spy helped us find Al Awlaki.

8 AM - Man holds political rally with sheep; Correspondent Larry Miller reports on Glenn Greenwald's partner being detained in the UK; Fox News' Catherine Herridge gives us the very latest with the NSA.

7 AM - Joe can't find a book; Jack arrives!; Egypt turmoil; Robin Thicke sued Marvin Gaye's estate.

6 AM - Jack's out; MailBag; Judge deals major blow to bullet train.