The Armstrong and Getty Show (Bingo)

6 AM - MailBag; Lara Logan brings ominous news about the Middle East.

9 AM - More on faking being handicapped; QVC host fainted on the air; More on handicapped.

8 AM - Jerry Sandusky recorded a statement; The fiscal cliff is coming; Fox News' Shannon Bream reports on a possible Obama donor scandal; People are pretending to be in wheelchairs to get ahead in line for flights, which Dominick has done.

7 AM - More on Jack getting locked out; Guy dies after participating in a roach eating contest in FL; Debra Saunders from the Chronicle talks Arnold with us.

6 AM - MailBag; Jack got locked out of his car last night.

9 AM - Jack's running low on undies; Some guy is jumping out of a plane 23 miles up in the air; UC Davis lab professor accused of unethical treatment of lab rats; Arnold said "balls" on Meet the Press.

8 AM - Joshua Thompson from the Pacific Legal Foundation previews Supreme Court cases with us; Kony 2012 dude is doing interviews; Politico's Kevin Robillard talks presidential race stuff with us.

7 AM - SNL didn't know how to mock Obama in the debate; Fox News' Adam Housley reports on pain at the pump; Joe reads an article on the Arab-Israeli conflict.

6 AM - MailBag; SNL mocked Obama.

9 AM - Late COW; Last Call.