The Armstrong and Getty Show (Bingo)

8 AM - George Lopez went off on Mitt and Sheriff Joe Arpaio; What should we do if we meet aliens?; Joe Paterno worked out a $5.3 million deal to step down post-Sandusky; Another zombie attack.

7 AM - Secret vacation buyout for State Parks employees; Joe's daughter is painting a part of their house; Attorney Kelly Saindon talks about a guy who went to jail for holding Bible study in his house.

6 AM - MailBag; Vince got charged a "25 cent to-go fee" for picking up food.

9 AM - Late COW; Last Call.

8 AM - It's Friday the 13th!; We're building ships near Iran; Computers can write news articles; We play "Guess the Guest!"; Should we go into Syria?

7 AM - David Horowitz talks about his new book "The New Leviathan" about the left wing money machine; Gallup poll on Mitt's wealth; Taylor Swift made mad money; Lady got mad when dude brought her the wrong beer.

6 AM - Early COW; MailBag; 50 Shades of Grey baby boom; Fat friends study.

9 AM - Jack went to the Post Office and saw 2 little kids sitting alone in a car; Correspondent Caroline Horn talks presidential race with us; More on Jack's dilemma.

8 AM - Former border agent Terry Kirkpatrick talks about his new book "Sixty Miles of Border" about the US-Mexican border; Top 20 Most Powerful Events in TV History.

7 AM - Robert Blake did a wacky interview with Piers Morgan; Mitt was booed and cheered at his NAACP speech.