The Armstrong and Getty Show (Bingo)

8 AM - Best Of A&G: Fresh Food event raided; Scott's encounter with lice; Fat cadavers.

7 AM - Best Of A&G: Joe rearranges his closet; Crappiest college degrees; 80 dollar beanies; Jack's second baby.

6 AM - Best Of A&G: Interview with the Low Voiced Homeless Guy; North Carolina pastor's solution for homosexuals; Drunk woman puts duct tape on herself; Adult diapers in Japan.

8 AM - Best Of A&G: Joe goes to a sex shop; Feeding Tube diet; Woman pretends to have cancer to get gifts and money from family and friends; Man urinates on co-workers' desk chairs.

7 AM - Best Of A&G: Jack and Laura's thrift store toy incident; Happiest age is 33; Healthy eating is confusing; A Bug's Life gives Sam nightmares.

6 AM - Best Of A&G: Hockey Dad points laser into opposing players' eyes; Store clerk contaminates samples with his bodily fluid; Women don't like beards; Lottery winner still gets food stamps; The Rascal.

9 AM - We revisit the dumbest girls ever stealing Girl Scout money from a 9 year old; Paycheck Fairness didn't pass and Mika B is mad about it; Goodbye beloved studio!

8 AM - Jack and Joe reminisce about their 1 year anniversary (on the air) because we're moving to new studios; Bill Clinton is kinda defending Mitt; Another zombie story; Jerry Brown said "Suck it in!"; Defense attorney Jimmy Angelino talks to us about a man who is in trouble for warning people about a speed trap.

7 AM - Our political analyst Gary Dietrich from Citizenvoice.org talks election results with us; Laura is having problems seeing a specialist; Stephanie Pang from World Can't Wait talks protesting Obama when he visits SF.

6 AM - Election; MailBag; Doll may or may not say "crazy bitch"; Zombie rats.