The Armstrong and Getty Show (Bingo)

7 AM - The War on Canines; LA Board of Education is lowering standars to increase the graduation rate.

6 AM - RIP Dick Clark; Mailbag; Mel Gibson flips out again.

9 AM - Fox News' Shannon Bream reports on the voter ID controversy; Mitt talked about how humorous his family is; Hookers and cocaine.

8 AM - GSA website is a joke; Caller from Afghanistan talks LA Times pics; Mirkarimi update.

7 AM - LA Times releases pics of soldiers posing with dead Afghan suicide bombers; Correspondent Howard Arenstein gives us the latest on the Secret Service scandal; Correspondent Bob Fuss reports on the GSA hearings.

6 AM - Modesto student/ teacher power couple are back on; MailBag; John Edwards now goes to Supercuts; A bunch of frozen cows are stuck in a cabin.

9 AM - Caller potpurri; Chin implants; Feeding tube diet is the hot new thing; Happy Tax Day; Celebs and what they owe to the IRS.

8 AM - Jack's wearing super sexy undies today; George Washington is enemy #1!; AL may enact "Super Marriages" to lessen divorce; Someone stole Tom Petty's guitars; Crazy people stories.

7 AM - An angry human sexuality teacher emailed us; UCSD has a bunch of "diversity" admin positions; Correspondent Bob Fuss reports on the GSA officials getting grilled.

6 AM - GSA grilling; MailBag; Air Canada pilot was out of it during a flight.