The Armstrong and Getty Show (Bingo)

9 AM - SF Gay Pride Parade; Joe got stuck in traffic and ended driving for 8 hours; Jack ate at Denny's; Swedish preschool that doesn't use the words "him" or "her"; Obama opening the strategic oil preseves.

8 AM - Some lady squirted breast milk at the cops; Some other lady placed a fake personals ad for her ex-husband's current wife with their address; Race controversy in Chi-town; USA vs Mexico soccer match at the Rose Bowl did the post game ceremony in Spanish.

7 AM - TSA made an old lady with cancer remove her adult diaper; Rand Paul went off at the TSA chief; CNN Radio's Lisa Desjardins reports on Congress handing out $6 million in bonuses during the whole government shutdown thing; Joe cut his finger with his shaving razor.

6 AM - Butt dialing; MailBag; Fox News' Todd Starnes reports on NY legalizing marriage.

9 AM - Late COW; Last Call; Scott finds out if he's accepted at BeautifulPeople.com

8 AM - 93% of people want something done about illegal immigration.

7 AM - More on Popcorn Brain; Jack tweets!; David Houston with the California Citizens Against Lawsuit Abuse talks to us about legislation aimed at stopping fraudulent ADA lawsuits.

6 AM - Early COW; MailBag; If you're online all the time, you may have popcorn brain.

9 AM - May-December romances; The Repub prez candidates and how much they're worth; Rick Perry pronounced Twitter "Tweeter"; The old dude who flies in women's lingerie; Joe reminisces on when A&G almost became national spokesmen for a restaurant buffet chain.

8 AM - The Biebz has a fragrance out; The sweat lodge guy was found guilty; Braco the Gazer.