The Armstrong and Getty Show (Bingo)

9 AM - Late COW; Last Call.

8 AM - More details on Osama raid; Oil execs grilled on Capitol Hill; Lifeguards in the OC are making $200k.

7 AM - Rand Paul talked about eliminating departments of government to balance the budget; Some lady whined to Obama at a town hall about being laid off from the zoo; Jack almost cried over AI; Bush has finally spoken out on Osama killing.

6 AM - Early COW; MailBag; Ron Paul.

9 AM - Walmart vs Target shoppers; Peace Corps rapes story; Jack talks about stress leading to jaw pain; Obi-Wan Kenobi is dead, Vader says.

8 AM - Bay to Breakers new rules; Poll on people who believe Osama is still alive.

7 AM - More on SF mom giving her daughter botox; Fox News' Courtney Kealy reports on Osama's journal being found; Marshall talks about when he got botox for a wacky radio stunt.

6 AM - Scott found a live beetle in his salad!; MailBag; TSA searches baby's diaper; San Francisco mom gives 8 year old daughter botox.

9 AM - Skechers Shape Ups for Girls may or may not be controversial; Should parents of obese children be taxed extra?; Bin Laden's son is mad at the sea burial; Author Bryan Caplan comes on to talk about his book "Selfish Reasons to Have More Kids".

8 AM - What's up with stress?; Homeless man compacted in trash dumpster but he's okay; 18 things to not say in conversation; SacBee's Dan Walters wrote about the Bullet Train going nowhere.