The Armstrong and Getty Show (Bingo)

Late COW; Last Call.

Trump dropped the F bomb when talking oil prices in a speech.

Nigel Rotund reports LIVE from London about the Royal Wedding; Bonus MailBag; Phil Bronstein comes on to talk about SF Chronicle political reporter Carla Marinucci possibly being banned from the White House Press Corp.

Royal wedding!; Early COW; MailBag; Sam Stanton from the Sacramento Bee reports on Garrido pleading guilty.

Carnies are mad at Obama; Sam picked up gum from the ground; Pinatas may have a bad effect on children.

Calls on Afghanistan; An ex Miss USA chick says the TSA touched her vagina 4 times during a pat down; Gwyneth Paltrow called her grandma the C word; Wet houses.

More birther reaction; We talk to Ben Smith from Politico.com about Obama's decision to release his birth certificate; Major Bob Bevelacqua, a former Green Beret, comes on to talk about 9 US soldiers being killed by a guy in the Afghanistan army.

MailBag; Birther MailBag.

People got mad at Paul Ryan's town hall; Man drives his car into the Grand Canyon; Man got mad at dad for not having sex with mom; How the human body has changed throughout the past few centuries.

Man saws off own leg; Fight at the IHOP; How old was Obama's mom when she got pregnant?; China's bullet train is a mess.