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Episode 14 – The Non-Halloween Spoooooooooky Games Episode Stone says this podcast is episode 98. This episode is really not that good. I never recommend that people don’t listen to the podcast, but seriously don’t listen to this episode. In … Continue reading →

Episode 13 – Dullard Dullard Bills Ya’ll The podcast is back! After a crazy ride that was the Assassin’s Creed III campaign, Stone and I have restarted the podcast. We’re back with a vengeance. Like we’re not vengeful about anything. … Continue reading →

Episode 11b – More Totally Factual and Important Lessons from France I blame jet lag for not getting this episode up. True fact: I fell asleep with my computer on my lap as this episode exported on the final day … Continue reading →

The Assassin and The Ass – Episode 11(a) You’ve been hearing us yapping on and on for ten episodes now (eleven if you count our episode with official Australian correspondent, @NellyMorel). Well now it’s our turn to teach you something. Teach … Continue reading →

The Assassin and The Ass – Episode 10 The podcast is back! I know you all missed us! No… wait you mumbled. Did you mean to say yes? I’m going to guess you said yes. Thanks for thinking of us! … Continue reading →

The Assassin and The Ass – Episode 9

The Assassin and The Ass – Episode 8 Stone has posted the last couple of things on the blog, which is the reason why there isn’t colorful and vivid words attached to pictures of me eating cake. Everyone loves words, … Continue reading →

The Assassin and The Ass - Nelly Guest Podcast

For the last seven episodes, Stone and I have given you blackmail material entertained you. But, one can only get so much entertainment from two well-mannered and intelligent gentlemen. With that said, we decided to spice up the episode with our old-coworker turned drop-bear, Renelly (Nelly) Morel.

Nelly traveled across the globe - approximately 7416 miles according to the internet - to Australia. She's now kicking ass at Limelight Digital and cooking things on plastic dolls (you'll understand once you listen to the podcast... please listen to the podcast...)

As always you can follow all three of us on Twitter: Nelly (@UbiNelly), Stone (@GreatWallofChin) and Alex (@alexmonney).

The Assassin and The Ass - Episode 7

It's been a couple weeks since Stone and I have been able to sit down and record our nerdy banter. FEAR NOT LISTENERS! We have heard your cries for a new episode of The Assassin and The Ass! I'm titling this new episode "The Poontang Episode" (you'll know why soon).

In the 35-minute-long shenanigan fest, Stone and I discuss recent travel expeditions, games that we have been playing and answer some of the most awkward questions that I have received in my life.

Speaking of questions, we are doing a giveaway during the next episode. For those that want to enter, please submit a question here and make sure that you don't submit anonymously (we need to be able to choose a winner).

As always, follow both Stone (@GreatWallofChin) and I (@alexmonney) on Twitter to hear our daily banter. Enjoy and let us know what you think!

The Assassin and The Ass - Episode 6

EPISODE SIX. (This is as creative a title as I could come up with)

Hey folks, while Alex is off enjoying himself at the Thunder from Down Under in Las Vegas for his bachelor party, I hacked into his computer and grabbed our latest podcast. Episode six!

This episode, we finally explain who we are (nobodies), we talk about watching Red Tails, I catch up on Hero Academy and convey my general dislike of Alex.

Actually, while I have this forum, I'm announcing a new contest: REPLACE ALEX 2012. Basically, I've decided to replace Alex - you can have his desk at the office and his place on the podcast. Go ahead and send in your applications. It's a low bar.