The Attic Breakdown

Jordan’s inflamed brain, twerking chickens, awkward potatoes, and Dr. Mulan. Romanoff trivia, happy hauntings, JT backed money, and also Steve may not be funny.

Deaf doctors, a haired guy, 24 inches down, and space boners. Sexy lions, shitty mama bears, indigenous Scott’s, handsy bra fittings, and also Jordan’s sorry.

Knee lifts, Ben's first cameo, Lasik propaganda, and tampon bait. Vice Presidential eyeliner, a faux hawk crisis, crotch catch, and also Heather’s disobedience.

Guess who’s back, lightning crotch, sock wipes and slippery cheeks. Apathetic concern, Olympic indifference, Heather’s personality transplant, and also stressful phone numbers. 

RIP Rosalynn, puffy pods, and kitten CPR. Lockjaw fright, befuddling braziers, gerrymandering, and also Angela’s jarred urine. 

Maybe we took too much time off…

The hates, bedtime wedges, Jordan’s party foul, and Angela’s dead face. Creepy pen pals, forgotten gifts, 3 thank yous, and also a rousing game of 21 questions.

Rubbers, healing linen, and a volcanic heat wave. Trench foot, lobster rights, R.I.P. Weston, and also Viking ice baths. 

Attitude alert, twenty undies, musty trauma, and depressed magicians. Monster families, car poison, electric windows, and also bullsh*t thermometers.

Jordan steers us down a path we didn't expect to go down...