The Attic Monologues

“AN/RN-202210-E - tela knutr [the loom knots] 

AN/RN-202210-F - mare spa’ir therr [the sea calls to you]

AN/RN-202210-G - therrsa auscultans [are you listening]  

AN/RN-202210-H - ofmengi ousia [too many souls]

AN/RN-202210-I - eigna [dedication]”

Transcripts available here: https://www.planarprod.com/the-attic-monologues-transcripts

CONTENT WARNINGS: References to the job market, body horror, evangelising, hurricanes, drowning, mentions of depersonalisation. SFX warnings: Alarm clock

Voices:

• Andrew Gorman as Lionel Markham
• Fraser Kelly as Noah Markham
• Hope K as Maisie
• Roya Gharbi as Lola Brodeur
• Anusia Battersby as Zelda Green
• Alasdair Stuart as The Author

Production Team:

• Written by Morgan Greensmith
• Produced by Morgan Greensmith & LM Clohessy
• Directed & Script-Edited by LM Clohessy
• Sound Designed by Jura Leopold
• Theme tune composed by Wilkie Morrison
• Social Media by Morgan Greensmith
• Logo by Sorren Briarwood

The Attic Monologues is a Planar Prod show. For more information on the show and our production network, visit our website www.planarprod.com. Find us on Twitter @AtticMonologues, and on Instagram, Tumblr, TikTok, and Facebook @TheAtticMonologues. You can also send us an email at [email protected]

Thank you for listening! If you enjoyed, please consider leaving a review and telling a friend; join us on our patreon: https://www.patreon.com/theatticmonologues, or buy us a coffee: https://ko-fi.com/theatticmonologues 

Join our discord: https://discord.gg/Fw7EgGdeAr 

The hint for Episode 50 is “Fullr Sonus Et Furor”.

We will now be on hiatus until 2026! Thank you for all your support, and see you then!

“AN/RN-202210-B circuli intra circuli [circles within circles]

AN/RN-202210-C evolutio [an evolution]

AN/RN-202210-D regarding AN/TA-ENTIRE”

Transcripts available here: https://www.planarprod.com/the-attic-monologues-transcripts

CONTENT WARNINGS: 

Discussion of needles and fear of needles, child labour, totalitarian government and control of information, hallucinations. Description of sensory deprivation, PTSD, fear of the dark, war. References to death and dead bodies, unreality, blood, destruction of property, fire, riots, sickness

Voices:

• Atlas Morgan as Nyx Ryland
• Bonnie Calderwood Aspinwall as Bella Blackwell
• Kaz Gidman as Athrie Dane
• Alasdair Stuart as The Author
• Kit Lovick as Sam Harris [Post Credits]

Production Team:

• Written by Morgan Greensmith
• Produced by Morgan Greensmith & LM Clohessy
• Directed & Script-Edited by LM Clohessy
• Sound Designed by Isaac Thompson
• Theme tune composed by Wilkie Morrison
• Social Media by Morgan Greensmith
• Logo by Sorren Briarwood

The Attic Monologues is a Planar Prod show. For more information on the show and our production network, visit our website www.planarprod.com. Find us on Twitter @AtticMonologues, and on Instagram, Tumblr, TikTok, and Facebook @TheAtticMonologues. You can also send us an email at [email protected]

Thank you for listening! If you enjoyed, please consider leaving a review and telling a friend; join us on our patreon: https://www.patreon.com/theatticmonologues, or buy us a coffee: https://ko-fi.com/theatticmonologues 

Join our discord: https://discord.gg/Fw7EgGdeAr 

The hint for Episode 49 is “Í Vadis Et Vesall”.

See you then!

“AN/TA-???#1 - gildi [a return]

AN/TA-???#2 - annuus recension [annual review]

AN/TA-???#3 - midforrad [middle management]

AN/TA-???#4 - spaginnung [the call of the void]

AN/TA-???#5 - absens [missing]”

Transcripts available here: https://www.planarprod.com/the-attic-monologues-transcripts

CONTENT WARNINGS: 

Performance reviews, threat (non-specific). Mentions of body horror, existentialism and apathy, Section 28, the Hays Code. References to bills and money, unfair work contracts/child labour, kidnapping (joking).

Voices:

• Kaz Gidman as Athrie Dane
• Zahra Rajab as Yasmin Hakim
• Laura Mirsky as The Head Librarian
• Bonnie Calderwood Aspinwall as Bella Blackwell
• Roya Gharbi as Lola Brodeur
• Alasdair Stuart as The Author
• MJ Scott as Ophelia Martin
• Kit Lovick as Sam Harris

Production Team:

• Written by Morgan Greensmith
• Produced by Morgan Greensmith & LM Clohessy
• Directed & Script-Edited by LM Clohessy
• Sound Designed by Jura Leopold
• Theme tune composed by Wilkie Morrison
• Social Media by Morgan Greensmith
• Logo by Sorren Briarwood

The Attic Monologues is a Planar Prod show. For more information on the show and our production network, visit our website www.planarprod.com. Find us on Twitter @AtticMonologues, and on Instagram, Tumblr, TikTok, and Facebook @TheAtticMonologues. You can also send us an email at [email protected]

Thank you for listening! If you enjoyed, please consider leaving a review and telling a friend; join us on our patreon: https://www.patreon.com/theatticmonologues, or buy us a coffee: https://ko-fi.com/theatticmonologues 

Join our discord: https://discord.gg/Fw7EgGdeAr 

The hint for Episode 48 is “Uterque Likr Í Kurteisliga”.

See you then!

“hot chocolate with whipped cream and marshmallow - £4.80

blueberry muffin - £3.60

autumn special with oat milk - £5.20

soul tracking necklace - £30

iced oat matcha latte with vanilla - £4.30

ousia tourques - £50

emotional damage - priceless, nonrefundable”

Transcripts available here: https://www.planarprod.com/the-attic-monologues-transcripts

CONTENT WARNINGS: Arguments, difficult family relationships, abandonment, mention of alcohol.

Voices:

• Max Herzfeld as Valentine Wyse
• Hope K as Maisie
• Alasdair Stuart as The Author
• Atlas Morgan as Nyx Ryland
• Bonnie Calderwood Aspinwall as Bella Blackwell
• Drew Citrine as Raven

Production Team:

• Written by Morgan Greensmith
• Produced by Morgan Greensmith & LM Clohessy
• Directed & Script-Edited by LM Clohessy
• Sound Designed by Isaac Thompson
• Theme tune composed by Wilkie Morrison
• Social Media by Morgan Greensmith
• Logo by Sorren Briarwood

The Attic Monologues is a Planar Prod show. For more information on the show and our production network, visit our website www.planarprod.com. Find us on Twitter @AtticMonologues, and on Instagram, Tumblr, TikTok, and Facebook @TheAtticMonologues. You can also send us an email at [email protected]

Thank you for listening! If you enjoyed, please consider leaving a review and telling a friend; join us on our patreon: https://www.patreon.com/theatticmonologues, or buy us a coffee: https://ko-fi.com/theatticmonologues 

Join our discord: https://discord.gg/Fw7EgGdeAr 

Today’s episode features a trailer for Hexpress Hotline, an office horror comedy podcast following a hotline of witches who specialise in relationship curses. The show is co-created by Morgan Greensmith, and features many recognisable actors from The Attic Monologues - find us on your podcatcher of choice!

The hint for Episode 47 is “Likr Ver Sa Sceleratus”.

See you then!

“AN/BC-202210-F - frustratio kindr [the disappointment of family]

AN/RN-202210-A - dimidium ì elsk af flammae [half in love with flames]

AN/BC-202210-G - ny-vaknadr [awakened]

AN/BC-202210-H - hvar occursus praeterita et a-lengdar [where past and future meet] 

AN/BC-202210-I - jadarr fides [the edge of faith] 

AN/BC-202210-J - quisquiliae eldr [dumpster fire]”

Transcripts available here: https://www.planarprod.com/the-attic-monologues-transcripts

CONTENT WARNINGS: 

Depiction of difficult family relationships, anxiety, arguments. Description of burning buildings and being trapped inside. Discussions of abandonment. Mentions of blood, death, burial, food, betrayal, missing persons, arson, capitalism, past physical assault, criminal prosecution. SFX: door slam, fire

Voices:

• Drew Citrine as Raven
• Cry MJ as Seth Entham
• Anusia Battersby as Zelda Green
• Morgan Greensmith as Elianna Wickham
• LM Clohessy as Agatha Cochran
• Leon Egan as Tamar Housman
• Atlas Morgan as Nyx Ryland
• Alasdair Stuart as The Author

Production Team:

• Written by Morgan Greensmith
• Produced by Morgan Greensmith & LM Clohessy
• Directed & Script-Edited by LM Clohessy
• Sound Designed by Isaac Thompson
• Theme tune composed by Wilkie Morrison
• Social Media by Morgan Greensmith
• Logo by Sorren Briarwood

The Attic Monologues is a Planar Prod show. For more information on the show and our production network, visit our website www.planarprod.com. Find us on Twitter @AtticMonologues, and on Instagram, Tumblr, TikTok, and Facebook @TheAtticMonologues. You can also send us an email at [email protected]

Thank you for listening! If you enjoyed, please consider leaving a review and telling a friend; join us on our patreon: https://www.patreon.com/theatticmonologues, or buy us a coffee: https://ko-fi.com/theatticmonologues 

Join our discord: https://discord.gg/Fw7EgGdeAr 

Today’s episode features a trailer for Store 236, a dark comedy podcast about customer service and the fates that customers deserve. Find them on your podcatcher of choice!

The hint for Episode 46 is “Unus Eptir”.

See you then!

“AN/BC-202210-A - fjordr et flammae [feather and flame]

AN/BC-202210-B - volatus [flight]

AN/BC-202210-C - adere [burning]

AN/BC-202210-D - sam-eign stjarnai [the conflict of stars]

AN/BC-202210-E - nyr adventus [a new arrival]”

Transcripts available here: https://www.planarprod.com/the-attic-monologues-transcripts

CONTENT WARNINGS: Ableism & infantilisation, difficult family dynamics, arguments. Discussion of chronic illness/disability, money, fire/burning. Mentions of joint disorders/bone crunching, A&E, broken glass, protests, military investment.

Voices:

• Drew Citrine as Raven
• Cry MJ as Seth Entham
• Anusia Battersby as Zelda Green
• Morgan Greensmith as Elianna Wickham
• LM Clohessy as Agatha Cochran
• Alasdair Stuart as The Author

Production Team:

• Written by Morgan Greensmith
• Produced by Morgan Greensmith & LM Clohessy
• Directed & Script-Edited by LM Clohessy
• Sound Designed by Jura Leopold
• Theme tune composed by Wilkie Morrison
• Social Media by Morgan Greensmith
• Logo by Sorren Briarwood

The Attic Monologues is a Planar Prod show. For more information on the show and our production network, visit our website www.planarprod.com. Find us on Twitter @AtticMonologues, and on Instagram, Tumblr, TikTok, and Facebook @TheAtticMonologues. You can also send us an email at [email protected]

Thank you for listening! If you enjoyed, please consider leaving a review and telling a friend; join us on our patreon: https://www.patreon.com/theatticmonologues, or buy us a coffee: https://ko-fi.com/theatticmonologues 

Join our discord: https://discord.gg/Fw7EgGdeAr 

Today’s episode features a trailer for The Parable’s Allegory, a horror audio drama perfect for fans of the Attic Monologues with its strange, surreal library setting, metanarratives and memory. Currently crowdfunding here, and you can find them here.

The hint for Episode 45 is “Ut Fylgja Flammae”.

See you then!

"AN/RN#202209-H - dilatio [reprieve]

Voice Note #397 - idk idk idkkkkk

AN/RN#202209- per nyr auga [through new eyes]

AN/RN#202209- heima dulce heima [home sweet home]

AN/RN#202209- thromri mundi [the edge of the world]”

Transcripts available here: https://www.planarprod.com/the-attic-monologues-transcripts

CONTENT WARNINGS: 

Lying, unhealthy family relationships,unhealthy childhood,  disappearances, void, alcoholism, body dysmorphia. Mentions of death, loneliness, anxiety/fear, fire, burnings, panic attacks, arrest, political coup, food, societal collapse/dystopia, screaming/pain, murder/self defense, scratching/tearing flesh, disease/infection.

Voices:

• Atlas Morgan as Nyx Ryland
• Bonnie Calderwood Aspinwall as Bella Blackwell
• Hope K as Maisie
• Lizzie Higham as Regina Crow
• Alasdair Stuart as The Author

Production Team:

• Written by Morgan Greensmith
• Produced by Morgan Greensmith & LM Clohessy
• Directed & Script-Edited by LM Clohessy
• Sound Designed by Isaac Thompson
• Theme tune composed by Wilkie Morrison
• Social Media by Morgan Greensmith & India Nye
• Logo by Sorren Briarwood

The Attic Monologues is a Planar Prod show. For more information on the show and our production network, visit our website www.planarprod.com. Find us on Twitter @AtticMonologues, and on Instagram, Tumblr, TikTok, and Facebook @TheAtticMonologues. You can also send us an email at [email protected]

Thank you for listening! If you enjoyed, please consider leaving a review and telling a friend; join us on our patreon: https://www.patreon.com/theatticmonologues, or buy us a coffee: https://ko-fi.com/theatticmonologues 

Join our discord: https://discord.gg/Fw7EgGdeAr 

Today’s episode features a promo for Odds & Ends, a queer supernatural podcast following an antique shop employee and the mysterious items they catalogue. Find them on your podcatcher of choice!

The hint for Episode 44 is “Annarr Adere”.

See you then!

“AN/RN#202209-D - meginurdr [the power to undo]

AN/RN#202209-E - likr natum saudr [like a newborn lamb]

AN/RN#202209-F - adversaconsequentia [reckoning]

AN/RN#202209-G - diu mistae elsk [a long lost love]”

Transcripts available here: https://www.planarprod.com/the-attic-monologues-transcripts

CONTENT WARNINGS: 

• Descriptions and discussion of war, death, violence, being trapped, injury
• Mentions of negative family relationships, self sacrifice, arguments, forgetting

Voices:

• Atlas Morgan as Nyx Ryland
• Bonnie Calderwood Aspinwall as Bella Crow
• Cry MJ as Seth Entham
• Roya Gharbi as Lola Brodeur
• Alasdair Stuart as The Author

Production Team:

• Written by Morgan Greensmith
• Produced by Morgan Greensmith & LM Clohessy
• Directed & Script-Edited by LM Clohessy
• Sound Designed by Jura Leopold
• Theme tune composed by Wilkie Morrison
• Social Media by Morgan Greensmith
• Logo by Sorren Briarwood

The Attic Monologues is a Planar Prod show. For more information on the show and our production network, visit our website www.planarprod.com. Find us on Twitter @AtticMonologues, and on Instagram, Tumblr, TikTok, and Facebook @TheAtticMonologues. You can also send us an email at [email protected]

Thank you for listening! If you enjoyed, please consider leaving a review and telling a friend; join us on our patreon: https://www.patreon.com/theatticmonologues, or buy us a coffee: https://ko-fi.com/theatticmonologues 

Join our discord: https://discord.gg/Fw7EgGdeAr 

The hint for Episode 43 is “Cornox”.

See you then!

“AN/RN#202209-A - actum thrir [act three]

AN/RN#202209-B - absens [missing]

Voice Note #396 - dear future bella

AN/RN#202209-C - ræddoghe ruina [fear of falling]”

Transcripts available here: https://www.planarprod.com/the-attic-monologues-transcripts

CONTENT WARNINGS: 

• Descriptions and discussion of death, falling, nightmares, body horror (disintegrating), attempted child kidnapping, passive suicidal ideation, oblivion, complicated family dynamics, arguing, lying, fear
• Mentions of hallucination, disappearance, worry, earthquakes, witch trials and burnings
• Joking mention of age gap relationships
• Implied threats

Voices:

• Atlas Morgan as Nyx Ryland
• Cry MJ as Seth Entham
• Roya Gharbi as Lola Brodeur
• Kaz Gidman as Athrie Dane
• Alasdair Stuart as The Author

Production Team:

• Written by Morgan Greensmith
• Produced by Morgan Greensmith & LM Clohessy
• Directed & Script-Edited by LM Clohessy
• Sound Designed by Jura Leopold
• Theme tune composed by Wilkie Morrison
• Social Media by Morgan Greensmith & India Nye
• Logo by Sorren Briarwood

The Attic Monologues is a Planar Prod show. For more information on the show and our production network, visit our website www.planarprod.com. Find us on Twitter @AtticMonologues, and on Instagram, Tumblr, TikTok, and Facebook @TheAtticMonologues. You can also send us an email at [email protected]

Thank you for listening! If you enjoyed, please consider leaving a review and telling a friend; join us on our patreon: https://www.patreon.com/theatticmonologues, or buy us a coffee: https://ko-fi.com/theatticmonologues 

Join our discord: https://discord.gg/Fw7EgGdeAr 

Thank you to our new patrons, Red and Rebecca Ferguson - welcome to the team!

The hint for Episode 42 is “Mollar Locar Hvild”

See you then!

the stage is set...

THE ATTIC MONOLOGUES RETURNS AUGUST 27TH