The Auchterarder Chippy

The Auchterarder Chippy

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  • Hamilton

    On this week’s show, we cast our minds back on the season just gone and dish out our very special Auchterarder Chippy end of season awards - probably the first and last time that Darvel will be compared to Borussia Dortmund. 

    Don't miss the season finale of the Auchterarder Chippy. 
    Music Credits: 
    Duck In The Alley, TrackTribe
    Air Fàir An Là, Niteworks (ft. SIAN)

    Pie and Bovril
    The stable diet of Scottish Football. Come and join over 50000 members in our discussion forums.

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    1 hr 19 min
  • Caviar Pies

    On this week’s show, Saints treat Inverness like it’s Istanbul as they end the season in the same fashion they started it; the Spiders, the Citizens and the Rosey Posey all taste playoff delight; Rangers lift the Scottish Cup and there’s a full rotation of the managerial merry-go-round.  

    All this and more, on this week’s edition of the Auchterarder Chippy.
    Music Credits: 
    Duck In The Alley, TrackTribe
    Air Fàir An Là, Niteworks (ft. SIAN)

    52 min
  • Double Concentrate Diluting Juice

    On this week’s show, there’s madness in the playoffs as Montrose and Forfar feel the sting of late disappointment; Bonnyrigg Rose take themselves to the edge of the SPFL, while Cowdenbeath face down the barrel of regular fixtures against a podcast and some colt teams; and Darvel seal a dramatic title triumph to leave their players feeling…excited. 

    All this and more, on this week’s edition of the Auchterarder Chippy. 

    Music Credits: 
    Duck In The Alley, TrackTribe
    Air Fàir An Là, Niteworks (ft. SIAN)

    Pie and Bovril
    The stable diet of Scottish Football. Come and join over 50000 members in our discussion forums.

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    1 hr 10 min
  • '🌹 WE’RE ROSEY POSEY 🌹'

    On this week’s show, the lower leagues come crashing to a halt and it’s not a happy ending for Yogi’s Pars; there are kit-based crimes in the Premiership, and pitch-based controversy in the Highland League; St Cuthbert Wanderers eye a place in the Lowland League, and we learn that the Auchterarder Chippy boys have a secret soft spot for the Rosey Posey – and a secret talent for poetry. 

    All this and more, on this week’s edition of the Auchterarder Chippy.

    Music Credits: 
    Duck In The Alley, TrackTribe
    Air Fàir An Là, Niteworks (ft. SIAN)

    Pie and Bovril
    The stable diet of Scottish Football. Come and join over 50000 members in our discussion forums.

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    1 hr 5 min
  • A Timeshare in Magaluf

    On this week’s show, Killie pies prove to be a league above Arbroath smokies as the Championship’s decision day breaks bunnet-clad hearts; Cove ease their way to the League One title despite the best efforts of battling Airdrieonians; League Two loses its final piece of jeopardy as Stenny falter; and it’s a tale of two playoffs in the pyramid, only one of which actually goes ahead. 

    All this and more, on this week’s edition of the Auchterarder Chippy.

    Music Credits: 
    Duck In The Alley, TrackTribe
    Air Fàir An Là, Niteworks (ft. SIAN)

    Pie and Bovril
    The stable diet of Scottish Football. Come and join over 50000 members in our discussion forums.

    Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.

    1 hr 19 min
  • Brechin's Highland Fling

    On this week’s show, there’s another big plot twist in the Championship’s never-ending whodunnit; League One takes a giant leap towards conclusion but pulls out at the last minute; Stenny and City battle over League Two’s final remaining scraps; and Brechin City reflect on a satisfying Highland fling as the pyramid playoffs loom.  

    All this and more, on this week’s edition of the Auchterarder Chippy.
    Music Credits: 
    Duck In The Alley, TrackTribe
    Air Fàir An Là, Niteworks (ft. SIAN)

    1 hr 13 min
  • Dugmeat

    On this weeks  show, John and Chris take the reins as there’s 7 teams vying for the top six; Partick Thistle are 'dugmeat' blasts McCall in their 1-0 Over The Doonhammers; Cove are high fliers in league one as Queen’s Park secure their playoff spot in dramatic fashion and Stranraer fire 5 past Albion as they take no prisoners in League 2 


    All this and more on this weeks episode of the Auchterarder chippy. 
    Music Credits: 
    Duck In The Alley, TrackTribe
    Air Fàir An Là, Niteworks (ft. SIAN)

    50 min
  • 'Keep My Club's Name out of Your F$%&*@g Mouth!'

    On today’s show, it’s Kelty Hearts who are the name on everyone’s lips, while the Jags suffer a collapse so dramatic it is Oscarworthy - and deliver a real slap in the face to our John; Killie jut out in front after some predictable Lafferty goalscoring prowess, whilst Airdrie and Cove duke it out at the top of League One. Meanwhile, Queen’s Park deal a devastating blow to Ray McKinnon, but a huge boost to fans of early 2010s Bolton. 

    All this and more, on this week’s edition of the Auchterarder Chippy. 

    Music Credits: 
    Duck In The Alley, TrackTribe
    Air Fàir An Là, Niteworks (ft. SIAN)

    Pie and Bovril
    The stable diet of Scottish Football. Come and join over 50000 members in our discussion forums.

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    1 hr 3 min
  • Mud, Mistakes & David Moyo



    Welcome to the Auchterarder Chippy, a weekly blether about the lighter side of Scottish football. On this week’s show, Stranraer perform well for the second week in a row without Roddy’s commentary, It's goals galore in the Premeriship. whilst it is mud, mistakes and David Moyo in Maryhill as The Accies thrash The Jags, and Cove keep flying high in league one as Aidrie try to chase. 

    All this and more, on this week’s edition of the Auchterarder Chippy!

    Music Credits: 
    Duck In The Alley, TrackTribe
    Air Fàir An Là, Niteworks (ft. SIAN)

    Pie and Bovril
    The stable diet of Scottish Football. Come and join over 50000 members in our discussion forums.

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    52 min
  • The Sleeping Bear of Annan

    On today’s show, Thistle overcome a thorny opponent to remain in the title race, but their pie options have already been crowned champions; Stenny and City carry on their League Two rope-a-dope on a weekend of derbies; Ross County are surprisingly buoyant, while Cove Rangers overpower their neighbours in a north-east shootout. 

    All this and more, on this week’s edition of the Auchterarder Chippy.

    Music Credits: 
    Duck In The Alley, TrackTribe
    Air Fàir An Là, Niteworks (ft. SIAN)

    Pie and Bovril
    The stable diet of Scottish Football. Come and join over 50000 members in our discussion forums.

    Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.

    1 hr 6 min

About The Auchterarder Chippy

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The Auchterarder Chippy takes a sideways look at Scottish and World football, reflecting on the stories, characters and culture that makes the beautiful game so special.