The Autopsy Of Dexter Morgan

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Better late than never.

After suffering through a, and your hosts really want to reiterate this, TERRIBLE origin story of Dexter earlier this year, is there any way they can enjoy a season which shouldn't exist? A season whose very existence is almost an insult to the fans? Well, in a plot twist that puts the Aaron Spencer twist to shame...Eric and Daniel have a really good time with the first two episodes! The tone works! The plot works! They're excited about what is to come! How bout that! How bout that!

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Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened. After ten episodes of permanently altering their brain chemistry for the worst, Eric and Daniel have arrived at the end of Dexter: Original Sin. For now. Will Aaron Spencer end up with an interesting motivation for his crimes? Will Laura Moser posthumously become interesting? Will Gio, Sofia, or Tanya matter in the slightest? Only one way to find out. Daniel bemoans the nonsense "choice" Dexter is given. Eric is dumbfounded by just how nothing most of the characters are. They both remain perplexed at this season's popularity and hope history will prove them right.

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In this season's penultimate podcast episode, Eric and Daniel have truly never felt more lost, and Daniel has potentially never felt more despair. After a brief moment of doubt, their instincts about the True Culprit ends up being correct, it's the police! Deb's relationship fizzles out and it turns out the boring vagrant murders were Brian All Along! Don't you feel dumb now that this bad storyline was actually about someone you care about...

Daniel loses all hope. Eric wonders who the hell this show is for. They both are in absolute awe that this show is being praised.

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We have crossed the fifty yard line of Dexter Original Sin, and it's time to ask the important question: has anything actually happened on this show? Dexter and Harry butt heads as Debra and Dexter get high and bond. Daniel thinks everyone's psychology is all wrong. Eric thinks he's cracked the code on the killer. They both wonder just how low this season may end up in their rankings. 

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In a first (?) for The Autopsy of Dexter Morgan, Eric and Daniel give you their insight into not one, not two, but three Dexter Original Sin episodes! Patrick Gibson loses the terrible young Dexter Wig and gains a little juice, but is it enough? Daniel hates Teen Deb, Eric is baffled by lack of character development (or even just "stuff to do") for the returning secondary cast. They both don't remember Teen Deb's friend's name.

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We're really back here? Again? After trudging through nine season, 106 episodes of Dexter, and overall not having a good time, Eric and Daniel are deciding to go back to before it all began. Except first they get a coda to New Blood because of course Dexter survived being shot by his son.

How did they like the premiere? Well, one of your hosts thinks this is the worst season opener and the other thinks it is, at best, a bottom 15 episode of the whole show. Daniel loses it at Harry's "tragic origin story," Eric wonders who this show is for. They are both overall unimpressed by new actors doing impressions of old actors.

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Another show is done. How does Lost stand up to Dexter? It might be closer than you think? Where do Eric and Daniel go from here? Wherever that is, we hope you both come with us!

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Theme Song:
Aquarium by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5738-aquarium
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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Y'all, we can't believe it. After all of this emotional, spiritual, metaphysical, time traveling journey, it turns out none of it was real and that the island was just a dream the whole time. OR WAS IT? The Lost finale was controversial years ago, but apparently has only grown more divisive with time. Spoiler alert: At least one of your hosts has a bone to pick with this sentiment!

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Theme Song:
Aquarium by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5738-aquarium
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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After all this time, it's time to flash back to the origins of the Man in Black and Jacob. Surely this will provide some critical context to let us know what is going on, and won't just tell us that Kingdom Hearts, er, the Island is light, right? Well, whatever. We're back on the island and things are getting ready to wind down. Are y'all ready for The End? One of the most controversial finales OF ALL TIME?

If you enjoyed the show, please leave us a review wherever you listen to it! You can also follow us on Twitter @TheAutopsyOf or email us at [email protected]

Theme Song:
Aquarium by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5738-aquarium
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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We're in the endgame now, folks. After a season of mixed results in the prime and sideways timelines, Lost proves that it still has tricks up its sleeves and knows how to hit you in the gut and payoff years worth of build up. Matthew Fox and Terry O'Quinn remind you who the real stars of the show are, and we mourn some lost characters (and Lost character) who did not get as much to do in later seasons before their demise.

If you enjoyed the show, please leave us a review wherever you listen to it! You can also follow us on Twitter @TheAutopsyOf or email us at [email protected]

Theme Song:
Aquarium by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5738-aquarium
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/