The Autsiders

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  • Kurz, Kurzer, Kurz ist weg

    On this edition of The Autsiders:

    • We break down the current affair surrounding the (now ex-) Austrian Kanzler, Sebastian Kurz.
    • ...
    • That's about it really

    Oh, and we managed to record this one about 4 hours before he announced his resignation. Go us!


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    1 hr 13 min
  • Bundesministers, Boring Stories and Bottom Burps

    On this Month's episode of The Autsiders:

    • Welcome to the Farty pal!
      • We Explore the interesting legal ramifications of the man fined for farting at a Viennese police officer. No, really. Seriously. 
    • Raid Etiquette 
      • Hasn't everyone asked themselves, at least once: "Just how does one make sure they do not commit an outrageous Faux Pas when conducting an anti-corruption raid on an Austrain politician? Does one bring Sacher Torte or Gugelhupf? ". 
        Well wonder no longer! Chris Takes us through the new guidelines written by...uhh... Austrian Politicians. 
    • By their feets ye may know them
      • We break down the most important thing Austria's new Health Minister:
        His choice of footwear. 

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    1 hr 10 min
  • The Long, Lost, Late Episode: Viruses, Vaccines and Hygienic Vexation.

    Ooops.

    We recorded this episode a while ago but didn't get round to uploading it.

    In this long  episode of The Autsiders:

    • We talk about how good it feels to be among the vaccinated elite
    • We discuss Austria's new vaccine club. 
    • We break down the Hygiene Austria scandal and the scandal that isn't a scandal. Or is it? 


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    1 hr 12 min
  • Blümel, Boobs 2.0 and B Vitamins

    On this week's episode of The Autsiders:

    • We break down the thrilling, exciting and not at all dull-as-dishwater scandal that is currently rocking Austria.
    • We revisit a story from the early days of the podcast and reconnect with a bosom-buddy. 
    • Also, beans....

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    1 hr 3 min
  • Plague, Plagiarism and People Power

    On this long awaited episode of The Autsiders:

    Qualified failure:
     

    We talk about the Austrian thirst for titles. Chris takes us through the scandal surrounding former government Minister of Labour Christine Aschbacher.
    https://plagiatsgutachten.com

    Pro-plague demo in Vienna:

    Sam runs into another band of the worst people on his way to record and proceeds to complain about it for a loooooooong time.

    One more big win for the big union:
    We take you through the new rights and protections afforded you by the new colective contract for Austria. Why haven't you joined your union yet?

    Nie wieder Faschismus!
    Remember when the Austrian police and military murdered their own citizens in support of Austrofascism? The Autsiders remember!
    We talk a little over the anniversary of the Austrian civil war 12th-16th February 1934 and celebrate those brave men and women who tried to stop Austria's total slide into fascism. 
    Republikanischer Schutzbund is best Schutzbund. 

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    1 hr 1 min
  • Covid, Conspiracy and Cute Canines

    Welcome to 2021!
    On this bumper episode of The Autsiders: 

    -We talk about Covid, obviously. 

    -We discuss the Covid conspiracies, far right conspiracies and health woo. The unholy trinity. 

    - We will also not talk about sex bums...

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    1 hr 12 min
  • Toffs, Tariffs and Toblerone a.k.a Even more Brexit

    It's International Migrants' Day and Sam and Chris are finally back!

    On this latest episode of The Autsiders: 

    It's all Brexit

    • Sam goes through the latest news in the saga for Austrian registration. 


    • Chris takes us through the Brexit troubles of Bobby's own Johnny Szewczuk


    • We discuss the Austrian press' take on Brexit and the Top of the Toffs, Boris Johnson. 


    Also Marmite and Toblerone. 

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    1 hr 3 min
  • Brexit: Getting all ducked up

    Well duck me, It's finally here! 🦆

    The Brexit Special - the Great Duck-Up

    🦆In this quacker of an episode,The  Autsiders break down everything (mostly everything) the discerning Brit in Austria needs to know about residency and the right to remain before the transition period comes to an end on the 31st December 2020.🦆

    🦆We talk about the Daueraufenhalts
    🦆We talk about the new, upcoming euv50 card
    🦆We talk about driving licenses
    🦆We even talk about professional qualifications
    And it's all exactly as exciting  it sounds!

    🦆All made possible by the amazing people at British in Austria who were very kind in letting us copy off their homework. 🦆

    🦆Let's get those ducks in a row before ducking Brexit ducks everything up.🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆

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    53 min
  • Betrayal, Black Magic and Braunau am Inn

    On this week's episode of The Autsiders:

    Infamy! Infamy! They've all got it in fer me!
    Chris takes us through the Nepp Vs Strache poop-slinging contest. We try to discover who came out smelling sweetest; the Caesar or his Brutus.

    Smash it up? Burn it down? Kick it til it breaks?
    Sam covers the uncertain future of the Hitler Haus. Is it really a good idea to make it into a cop-shop? Really?

    Better late than never.
    We talk about Austria (finally) making it easier for descendants of survivors of the Holocaust to claim citizenship. A story the Austrian press seems to have forgotten about.

    Our Einbürgerungstest Quest continues:
    This week's integration question is rather depressingly cogent...

    Oh and pee jokes. Lots and lots of pee jokes.

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    1 hr 2 min

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