In a “you can’t make this sh*t up” move, the Polk County Iowa Democratic Party wants Cardi B to stop by and talk politics. Jay muses on the ridiculousness of this all and a few other long shots who just joined the race.

Lifestyle guru B. Smith once owned an empire of restaurants and clothing lines. Now she has Alzheimer’s and her husband has a live-in white girlfriend. Black Twitter is blasting him, but is there more to the story?

Something about this story just ain’t right...

The Clintons just won’t go away.

Harris is running and Black Twitter’s already on the case, facts optional.

IRS workers aren’t showing up. Planes are grounded. The economy is slipping. Is it finally time for this pissing match, also known as a government shutdown, to mercifully end?

Pro Tip: If you’re gonna dress up in blackface, be smart enough to not post it online.

There’s always more to the story. But sometimes “more” makes the initial story even worse. Some Covington Catholic High School students are learning this lesson in real time.

I had more time to think so I got more thoughts on Trump feeding the Clemson football team like a bunch of side chicks. Forgive the audio quality.

Is there literally anything this awkward, cheap, horrible man can’t mess up?