Welcome to the awkward human survival guide. This week on the podcast we’re talking about loud m*******tors, professors watching p***, and ticklish vestigial nubs.

This week on the podcast, we’re talking about what to do when you haven’t pooped in several days, why you shouldn’t get married if you’re more concerned about your girlfriend’s credit score, and a belly button v****a.

Welcome to the Awkward Human Survival Guide! This week we’re talking about mystery purple toilet goo, a reformed playboy with every STD, and an app that compares your poop with others.

This week on the podcast we’re talking about fat friends, automatic b*** j**s, and breastfeeding photos.

This week we’re discussing alternatives to toilet paper and a guy who wants to c**e inside his girlfriend, even if that makes her fart.

This week on the podcast, we’re discussing how to handle two kinds of very sick p******s and what to do when your kid has a nazi fetish.

This week on the podcast, we’re talking about armpit s**, what to do when you’re a mild-mannered daughter of a M**F, and managing a bridezilla.

This week on the podcast we're talking about a best friend's constantly farting girlfriend, what to do when you j*z* in your pants, and s*m*n cuisine.

This week on the podcast we’re talking about b*** p*** etiquette, asking for a bigger raise, and disclosing a troubling fetish.

This week on the podcast we're talking about a**h*** coworkers who can't remember your name, what to do when you discover your son is a bronie, and managing your huge p***c b**h.