Pow! It’s the first week of Marchial Arts and we’re kicking off with the cult classic KUNG POW! ENTER THE FIST. Steve Oedekerk serves up this wickedly zany satire of classic martial arts movies, complete with groundhog nunchucks, fighting cows, and a tongue that just won’t quit. Choose your fighter and keep your hands up to block the beatdown that’s coming your way.

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We’re going back…to the swamp! It’s time to put a cap on our hatchet series with VICTOR CROWLEY. Parry Shen makes a return, starring this time alongside an almost completely new cast, a pretty classic Adam Green move if you ask me. Join us for one last bloodbath and keep an eye out for Canada geese, we don’t want any bird strike taking this plane down.

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Lovers beware! It’s that time of year again. It's time for the big Valentine’s Day party, and everyone in town is invited…Wait, Did someone just mail the mayor a human heart in a candy box?? MY BLOODY VALENTINE is here to deliver hugs and kisses and shock and awe! Who’s your valentine this year? Ours is Harry Warden…

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Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers! Time for some more science fiction horror this week, C.H.U.D takes us to the seedy underbelly of New York City, and a toxic truth that will shake the foundation of the city... Another cool thing about this movie is that for about 3 minutes we get to see a young John Goodman in his first movie playing a New York cop. Honestly, for an 80s movie, this one aged pretty well.

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Animation!? Yes, we have waited long enough, it's time to do an animated flick, and who better to start with than Ralph Bakshi? WIZARDS takes us thousands of years into the future, where things look very different, but there is something all too familiar about this story’s big bad guy. Take a stroll down this very trippy hand-drawn avenue with us, and fear not if this isn’t your favorite, because we are most definitely coming back to Bakshi.

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We’re slashing prices on these pants! No…wait, the pants are trying to slash us! The boys are gearing up for Monday Madness with this unconventional flick about, you guessed it, killer pants. Pop on your favorite dungarees and buckle up because this one will have you in stitches.

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Did you see that!? I could have sworn I saw that doll move… Maybe it’s just my imagination, or maybe it’s time for PUPPET MASTER II! Join the boys and our friend and yours Chandler for a good ol fashioned teardown of this not-so-classic classic. There’s more gore than you might expect, and you’ll just have to listen to find out about the most important contributions that were made to this flick.

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Watch your six! This week we’re diving back into the fray with NAVY SEALS VS. ZOMBIES. The former NBA player-turned vice president is in Baton Rouge and what do you know, it’s a zombie outbreak. Stay close and keep your head down, civvy, and you just might be able to help us answer the question: can Navy SEALs be fat?

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The beatdown is back!! And right out of the gate we're bringing you RE-ANIMATOR to kick off season 2. That's right folks, ooey gooey practical effects, full frontal nudity, and the always lovely Barbara Crampton are here to help us ring in the new year!

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The time has finally come! Join us for a very special episode of the B Movie Beatdown… THE FIRST ANNUAL BEATYS. You'll laugh, you'll cry, friends will become enemies, and enemies become friends. Come along with us and honor the best and worst of our movies this year. Remember, black tie is optional! 

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