The B Movie Beatdown

You guys remember the crusades? No no, not that crusades, we're talking about the Spanish Inquisition this week because we're watching THE POPE'S EXORCIST. Its got demons, its got Vespas, and perhaps most importantly this one is stuffed to the brim with Russell Crowe as the right f*cking priest. So climb the wall and spit some latin, cuz we're rewriting some pretty big history with this flick.

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Do you want to play a game? Not really, but this week we're chained to a rusty pipe in SAW (2004)! James Wan's directorial debut about a grumpy old guy with nothing left to lose. More importantly, it has Danny Glover as an old detective with nothing left to lose. Either way, somebody's losing a foot.

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Oh my god! It's a masked intruder, and he's taking off the mask… oh, he's just a shlubby little loser? Well anyways this week we're watching HUSH (2016), where we're asking ourselves: can a geeky little loser really be all that scary just because he carves a bunch of tally marks into his little crossbow?

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CAN YOU DIG IT?! This week we're high tailin' it back to Coney Island with THE WARRIORS (1979). Get ready for an awesome soundtrack, some ridiculous gangs, and a vibe you can only feel at 3 AM.

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Tall blue cat-people! We're coming at you with a Blockbuster Beatdown of AVATAR (2009). It's coming in with the girthiest budget we may ever see on the pod, is responsible for creating new technologies in the industry, and it's still just okay. Down with the military-industrial complex, up with fingering things with our tails!

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Feed me Seymour! Travel back in time with us this week as we examine LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS (1960). What do you get when you cross a butterworth with a venus fly trap? A nice perennial? An aromatic floral? Perhaps a maneating monster? Who can be sure? What we do know for sure is that a movie made in less than a week was never supposed to be this good, and only Corman can make it happen.

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There's no escape! We're back this week with the next installment of the Mythica franchise. MYTHICA: THE IRON CROWN (2016) has us raising our eyebrows to a higher production value….with some weird choices? Anyhoo, expect more Matt Mercer, some Avengers level team work, and what we can only assume is a Ford Ranger disguised as a wagon.

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She's in the freezer! This week we're searching for Eva Green in a hypothetical snow storm, with WHITE BIRD IN A BLIZZARD (2014)! It's full of cringy men-writing-women moments, hit or miss acting from Shailene Woodley, and a performance by Eva Green that has way too much Nic Cage in it. So come on down and join us as we step into Jordan's Fantasy, or maybe it's his own personal hell?

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The comet is coming!! Are you heading to the block party or taking shelter? Either way this week we're feasting our eyes on NIGHT OF THE COMET (1984)! The actual question we need to ask is: how did this influence Buffy again?

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Hey, that's my car! This week we're buying sushi without paying by watching REPO MAN (1984). Join us as we talk about car repossession, Harry Dean Stanton's face, and the hum drums of bland consumerism. Oh, we've also clenched our fists around another one of Martin Sheen's acting children. It's time to collect.

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