Hey, Loser, bust out your abacus and notepad because we're still not finished with Cube, but this time it's CUBE (2021)! This is the Japanese remake with nothing new to add and plenty of reasons to wonder why we trapped ourselves in this box again. Give me your boots.

The negotiator's on the phone and he wants us to release the hostages! Heh, is that what they're calling it these days? This week we're treating ourselves to another Blockbuster with S.W.A.T. (2003)! Join us as we reminisce about the early 2000s where everything was just a bit sexier, the main guy energy was palpable, and Jeremy Renner was still relatively unknown. Also stick around for the end to find out who's weewee Jordan saw this time.

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The company's been taken over by vampires, and we're getting the chomp! We know you love working in a soulsucking office building with a permanent yellow hue, so we've brought you BLOODSUCKING BASTARDS (2015)! Starring a ragtag group of slackers trying not to be drained by Pedro Pascal.It might be a good day to use your PTO.

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Wolfcop! How many times can we say it? This week folks we take the hair of the dog that bit us with WOLFCOP (2014). What can you expect from such an eloquent film? Expect conversations to cover 5 o' clock shadow, exploding weiners, and full-on werewolf sex. You know, the usual!

A monkey, a mad scientist, and a quadriplegic walk into a bar. The scientist says, "Did you just walk!?" and the monkey sets the bar on fire. We're saying our fond farewells to RoMAYro, and we're doing it with style: with a monkey. MONKEY SHINES (1988) a bleak film about a man given a capuchin that's secretly being given brain-gooder juice until it turns homicidal. Proof that sometimes, ignorance really is bliss.

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Choke on em! Choke on em! That's right folks, this is the one we've all been waiting for. We're continuing the Romayro feast with DAY OF THE DEAD 1985. Finally it's time for some good ol' fashioned Savini zombies. So don't forget to refuel the helicopter, and we'll see you down in the bunker.

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What a loser! Romayro is off to the races and this week we're taking a bite out of Romero's favorite: MARTIN (1977)! It's a real mystery to us why this movie is well-liked, but we'll keep the door open for Dario Argento's alternate version with a Goblin soundtrack to give us a better experience next time around.

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Somebody's poisoned the water supply! This week we're starting off RoMAYro with nonstop screaming with THE CRAZIES (1973)! The small town of Evans City slowly goes insane as the military try their hardest to escalate the situation. Luckily, we have these two science guys that will do their science best, to get the science job science'd.

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We need to know if a wendigo is a cryptid! This week we've booked a cruise from Central America for CHUPACABRA: DARK SEAS (2005)! We get more of the fantabulous John Rhys-Davies and a surprising appearance of Giancarlo Esposito. It's rough seas ahead but at least the water is warm. Wait, that's not water, it's blood. Oh my goooood.

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Zorlock?! I hardly know her! This week we're back for another tabletop session with MYTHICA: The NECROMANCER (2015). This time we're bringing Pete into the fold. Did he watch the first two? No, no he did not. Did we tell him what happened? Also No. Get ready for a movie that's all filler and no substance. Seriously, this one could have been an email.