Rowan and Dave find a bad book. In it is a screaming kid who corners you with magic tricks and corny patter, a long-grieving mother on the verge of a nervous breakdown, and a dude in a tophat who gives Willy Wonka a run for his money in the creepy-children’s-book-creation category. And he likes eating worms? Has he even tried pancakes? Listeners beware: spooky spoilers within!