Close the curtains, don’t whistle in the dark and don’t let the Phantasmal cooking canine whack you with a frying pan! Don’t strap meat to your dog ether.

I have got wood boogers. I have got all the wood boogers. You may have none.

Stay tuned for self storage shenanigans from the nether-realms

From early twentieth century Iowa comes one of the most interesting if little known tales of demonic possession, a young woman, a bad ass priest and more demons than you can shake a stick at

Moun mòn ki nan frizè yo! Granmoun ki nan frizè! Mwen gen yon Chrysler 300 ak 17 poud vyann poche nan kòf la ak twa galon alkòl ilegal pou ou Earyaan.

As soon as you bat an eye at that thing he went zoom. It troubles me greatly.



Click below to see the fantastic disjointed wolf child of Saladillo!
https://youtu.be/JjRfNCD1TbY?s...

What exactly was seen on that fateful day in the darkest depths of the ocean? Well… fish. But they were weird fish.

I’m sick I sounded horrible and I couldn’t speak and I apologize. Anyway the cover image is the picture that was submitted with the second story.

One to lick your spoons and one to lick your bowls,
And a giant cat to eat you if your clothes have holes!
Well that kinda rhymed. Find out what each lad does so very well on this very merry Christmas episode of The Backwoods Boogeymen Podcast! Merry Christmas to everyone and may you be blessed in the coming year when I will join you again!


P.S. I wanted to credit the artist of the Yule Cat picture I used for the cover image but I couldn’t find an attributed artist, so whoever you are, thank you!