When a whole town is under siege by the French's army, sometimes your greatest shield is the one you were born with. This is when it's perfectly honorable to turn your back on danger! No sailor left be-Heinz!

Bad Beth and Beyond: lead and harmony vocals, bouzouki, bass guitar, gang vocals

Lewis D'Aubin: drums, gang vocals

Josh Paxton: melodica, gang vocals

Doc Booger: flute, gang vocals

Prudence O'Malley: gang vocals

Recorded, mixed, and mastered at the COG Secret Lab by Lewis D'Aubin, Harahan, LA