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The Ballad of Matty Staff
What? A February episode of RAA? That's right bitches! Thanks to the mighty hand and outstretched rocket right arm of our savior, John Matthew Stafford, we have survived to pod another day, well into the stretch of time and space known as Super Bowl Week.
In this unprecedented episode we celebrate the Lazarus-like resurrection and redemption of Matty Staff, who has emerged from the Lions wasteland to lead the Rams to the fucking Super Bowl! We offer mea culpas to Staff, who we have repeatedly maligned on this pod for not being top-tier and quite good enough to get the Roar over the hump. Sorry, Matt! We are thrilled to admit that we were stone cold wrong. It's not you who sucked donkey balls. It is, of course, the Lions, a franchise so putrid and wicked that it has forced several of the best ballers of all time--we see you, Barry & Megatron--to quit at the peak of their powers rather than play another down for the Ford family.
We talk about a bunch of other related stuff, but suffice it to say this pod is a Matthew Stafford love fest. It's well worth mentioning that the proceedings are much enlivened by a guest appearance from Fantetti, whose thick stache and vast store of trivial knowledge, combined with a seething hatred for the Lions and grudging respect for Staff, take the whole thing to another level. With Fantetti on board, we end with a marvelous 4-part harmonized ROAR!
LET'S GO MATTY STAFF! YOU'RE IN THE GODDAMN SUPER BOWL! WIN THIS MOTHERFUCKER FOR ROARAHOLICS NATION AND FOR YOUR SMOKING HOT WIFE AND ADORABLE TWINS! LET'S FUCKING GO!
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What? A February episode of RAA? That's right bitches! Thanks to the mighty hand and outstretched rocket right arm of our savior, John Matthew Stafford, we have survived to pod another day, well into the stretch of time and space known as Super Bowl Week.
In this unprecedented episode we celebrate the Lazarus-like resurrection and redemption of Matty Staff, who has emerged from the Lions wasteland to lead the Rams to the fucking Super Bowl! We offer mea culpas to Staff, who we have repeatedly maligned on this pod for not being top-tier and quite good enough to get the Roar over the hump. Sorry, Matt! We are thrilled to admit that we were stone cold wrong. It's not you who sucked donkey balls. It is, of course, the Lions, a franchise so putrid and wicked that it has forced several of the best ballers of all time--we see you, Barry & Megatron--to quit at the peak of their powers rather than play another down for the Ford family.
We talk about a bunch of other related stuff, but suffice it to say this pod is a Matthew Stafford love fest. It's well worth mentioning that the proceedings are much enlivened by a guest appearance from Fantetti, whose thick stache and vast store of trivial knowledge, combined with a seething hatred for the Lions and grudging respect for Staff, take the whole thing to another level. With Fantetti on board, we end with a marvelous 4-part harmonized ROAR!
LET'S GO MATTY STAFF! YOU'RE IN THE GODDAMN SUPER BOWL! WIN THIS MOTHERFUCKER FOR ROARAHOLICS NATION AND FOR YOUR SMOKING HOT WIFE AND ADORABLE TWINS! LET'S FUCKING GO!